Jewan MacGregor
@butisitart.bsky.social
Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and works making media.
Old enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet.
Just looking to be an okay reply guy. Here for one-on-one human interactions, not performance.
Old enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet.
Just looking to be an okay reply guy. Here for one-on-one human interactions, not performance.
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Okay #1 I once had a girl turn to me while we were talking in afterglow of first-date-sex and say “baby, you sound like Joe Frank.”
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Okay #1 I once had a girl turn to me while we were talking in afterglow of first-date-sex and say “baby, you sound like Joe Frank.”
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#7 I got my red wings while at the YMCA, so a lot of the other folks in the bathroom while I was washing my face probably thought I was a werewolf
September 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
#7 I got my red wings while at the YMCA, so a lot of the other folks in the bathroom while I was washing my face probably thought I was a werewolf
And since I’ve never sent one at all that must mean I have the world’s best penis.
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And since I’ve never sent one at all that must mean I have the world’s best penis.
I am also willing to explore this brave new territory of someone giving me money.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am also willing to explore this brave new territory of someone giving me money.
What if you had a step sugar mommy?
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What if you had a step sugar mommy?
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All those fucking degrees and exams and MATH for this shit?
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All those fucking degrees and exams and MATH for this shit?
All those fucking degrees and exams and MATH for this shit?
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All those fucking degrees and exams and MATH for this shit?
Yes, this is not a couch.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Yes, this is not a couch.
Yes, I think that’s when the online world became our complete experience of reality
And we never went back
And we never went back
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yes, I think that’s when the online world became our complete experience of reality
And we never went back
And we never went back
I would suggest that they figured it out, but don’t spend the money doing it unless they have to.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I would suggest that they figured it out, but don’t spend the money doing it unless they have to.
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The actual world is now just a content farm
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The actual world is now just a content farm
The actual world is now just a content farm
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The actual world is now just a content farm
Don’t worry about the size, it’s the flavor that’s most appealing
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Don’t worry about the size, it’s the flavor that’s most appealing
But where would you put it?
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
But where would you put it?
Don’t worry, you can do better without it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don’t worry, you can do better without it.
Yes, but have you done it in an email to a former Cabinet Secretary?
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yes, but have you done it in an email to a former Cabinet Secretary?