Just saw a “breaking news: orange man caught in another scandal” - but what difference does it make when we don’t do anything about it?!? If he threatened to cut off the hands of his magats because he didn’t want people writing anymore, the response would be “oh well, I guess we live without hands”

MAGAts:
Deport the immigrants!
Take away food from hungry children!
No healthcare! Let them all die!
Guns don’t hurt people!
The elderly don’t need money or access to healthcare.
Also the MAGAts: but the cars! Liberals are horrible people because they’re mean to cars!

Arguing with a maggat:
Us: what exactly do you like about the 🍊?
Them: he’s better than Harris
Us: what don’t you like about Harris?
Them: your so r*t*rded
Us: it’s *you’re* and please stop using that word
Them: aww, want a binky? Grow up and stop whining

Every time Facebook asks “why did you hide this ad” I wish there was a spot to say “I can’t quite quit you but I also don’t want you to make any money off my addiction” instead of “irrelevant” or “already purchased.”

I once was asked by a parent of an incoming student if my school brainwashed students because her older child was pro-gay marriage (this was around the time laws were changing). I told her “no, we just teach students to think for themselves.”

I shook my head in disbelief when you supported him in the election. I felt bad for your lack of education…the brainwashing you received. Now I see you proud of the “good work” he’s doing and I understand you were evil the whole time. Now I see you for who you are.

Badges of honor I wear because I like being ahead of the game 🤣
1. My family has hated the orange man since the 80s and we first visited New York. My uncle worked with him and taught us to stay away from anything he owned.
2. I’ve hated Elon Musk forever. Tesla has never tempted me.

I already didn’t want to fly post pandemic because of germs. Now I don’t want anywhere near a plane because the 🍊 is destroying everything.

Republi-n*zis: it’s okay that roe v wade was stopped because now states get to decide!
Also replubli-n*zis: let’s do a federal abortion ban!
😐

I think that every time we refer to the current administration and their lackeys, we should use their proper titles. Instead of “President 🍊” we should call him n*zi 🍊. Instead of “billionaire Elon Musk,” we call him, Elon Musk, the n*zi. It’s only proper we give them the respect they deserve.

When other countries have had leaders who were destroying the US’s understanding of democracy, they US would intervene. Could the rest of the world now take care of that for us now? K, thanks.

Does anyone else feel like a piece of their soul breaks every time they get on the internet? I think that’s what I miss the most about the past 4 years. There was no waking up to find out what rights and protections were taken away today.