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While I will get deviled eggs my wife lied to me about it. She said "I made 10 deviled eggs." But I saw through the lie. She made deviled eggs with just 5 eggs.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
While I will get deviled eggs my wife lied to me about it. She said "I made 10 deviled eggs." But I saw through the lie. She made deviled eggs with just 5 eggs.
But which half gets what?
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
But which half gets what?
Some guys will only feel safe sitting on a log in a stone room eating bloody meat
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Some guys will only feel safe sitting on a log in a stone room eating bloody meat
Yeah I'm at least asking for a smaller turkey
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yeah I'm at least asking for a smaller turkey
Well thoughts and prayers
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well thoughts and prayers
We are pretty over turkey in my house. It always gets overcooked so no one wants it
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We are pretty over turkey in my house. It always gets overcooked so no one wants it
That's a good call on the corn casserole
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That's a good call on the corn casserole
I mean, he's from Ohio
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I mean, he's from Ohio
Wicked real good
Tag line: when a problem comes along, you must Wicked
Tag line: when a problem comes along, you must Wicked
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Wicked real good
Tag line: when a problem comes along, you must Wicked
Tag line: when a problem comes along, you must Wicked
I was going to say "we just have nothing in common" until that last part
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I was going to say "we just have nothing in common" until that last part
... brings gifts ...
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
... brings gifts ...
Claw school
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Claw school
Seriously. That drove me nuts
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Seriously. That drove me nuts
The best part was zapping your brother with the static electricity afterwards
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The best part was zapping your brother with the static electricity afterwards
Is that one Micky Mouse hand?
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Is that one Micky Mouse hand?
An even more environmentally friendly choice is to use that big brush
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
An even more environmentally friendly choice is to use that big brush
She might be a Republican
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
She might be a Republican
Gonna have a stroke here
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Gonna have a stroke here