yes YESSS fuck that birdthing

"Oh how novel! It's cute that you're bringing back the classics, yes, quite adorable. Are we getting getting to the 'freaky' part now, or are you still warming up?"
Click Clack, who just described the most paint-strippingly kinky thing they could think of and is now terrified of that old rock:

He's got historical examples of freak. They expect him to get flustered and overwhelmed but he's just like "oh yes, I witnessed a few mortals doing that in the 1600s, not my cup of tea but very creative. When does the 'freaky' stuff start"

rockfuckers make do with what we've got, he's just hands and a face, what else are we gonna do? stuff a gag in his mouth and ssorry i passed out what were we talking about

arby slipper perfect for you very safe for to put your foot in don't worry arbyslipper comfortable and waarm no risk of getting stuck and tickled and tickled and tickled slipperby normal and not evil at all safe for to wear . slipper

To be fair to Clicky,
I do think there's a difference in the complexity of their problems

'unspeakable' I can speak about it pretty easily actually. I'm going to tickle him until he can barely string two syllables together. 'how are you going to do that' my ability.

Cobi has relationship issues and immediately goes to the Least Romantically Competent God She Knows . actually i'm sure clicky gives good relationship advice *to other gods*, it's just Their own relationship is a huge blindspot

hold on i strung together the phrase 'huzzlemug sexual saw trap' and got so hard i blacked out . we might be cooking

Cute thing thinks too much, using silly long words, fill his head with filthy thoughts so he can just be a stupid drooling horny paperweight for a while // #greatgodgrope

i hear the guy who drew that has a six pack i hear it's shredded . unrelated

dave gets fucked by colours fanart: yellow + lessons in colour theory. hi

Speaking as a pair of fluffy bunny slippers here, gotta say it's pretty awesome