Mark Morton
@bustingmychops.com
Proud supporter of Nacoa UK. Posts about charity, tech, dyspraxia, trains and cats. He/him.
Mooching around Lister Park before going in to see the Turner Prize #VisitBradford
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Mooching around Lister Park before going in to see the Turner Prize #VisitBradford
Please summarise this 42 page PDF and then read it to me in an ASMR voice
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Please summarise this 42 page PDF and then read it to me in an ASMR voice
This Paw Patrol episode also sounds like a feature on The One Show with Gyles Brandreth
July 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This Paw Patrol episode also sounds like a feature on The One Show with Gyles Brandreth
I will never not find it funny that in Canterbury, the hospital department that filters the blood of a person whose kidneys are not working normally is named after a man who blood was spilt in the city’s cathedral 855 years ago.
January 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I will never not find it funny that in Canterbury, the hospital department that filters the blood of a person whose kidneys are not working normally is named after a man who blood was spilt in the city’s cathedral 855 years ago.
When I first moved away and came back to my mum’s in rural Lincolnshire for Christmas, I could only get 3G by standing in the field behind.
Now we have 5G in the house *mind blown* This will get me through the festive period.
Now we have 5G in the house *mind blown* This will get me through the festive period.
December 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM
When I first moved away and came back to my mum’s in rural Lincolnshire for Christmas, I could only get 3G by standing in the field behind.
Now we have 5G in the house *mind blown* This will get me through the festive period.
Now we have 5G in the house *mind blown* This will get me through the festive period.
There is no way any Christmas can be as good as 1978 for me #intercity125
December 24, 2024 at 9:36 AM
There is no way any Christmas can be as good as 1978 for me #intercity125
E-tickets are great, but a conductor can’t Christmas hole-punch an e-ticket.
December 19, 2024 at 12:02 PM
E-tickets are great, but a conductor can’t Christmas hole-punch an e-ticket.
So there I was, ticking off another station in my effort to visit all 2,500 in the UK, when a freelance journalist arrived, asked me some questions, took a photo and now I’m in the paper!
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/31873...
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/31873...
November 30, 2024 at 4:30 PM
So there I was, ticking off another station in my effort to visit all 2,500 in the UK, when a freelance journalist arrived, asked me some questions, took a photo and now I’m in the paper!
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/31873...
www.thesun.co.uk/travel/31873...
On a day when I’ve booked to see ‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ at the cinema, the 57% need to be warned about what I shall do at the top of my voice.
November 26, 2024 at 2:26 PM
On a day when I’ve booked to see ‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ at the cinema, the 57% need to be warned about what I shall do at the top of my voice.
Post you from a different era:
1974, starting my career as a duck-herder
1974, starting my career as a duck-herder
November 21, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Post you from a different era:
1974, starting my career as a duck-herder
1974, starting my career as a duck-herder
I think Naughty Noo-Noo is more capable than we think of rescuing, a la Mission Impossible!
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I think Naughty Noo-Noo is more capable than we think of rescuing, a la Mission Impossible!
The energy I bring to Bluesky
November 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
You know you like cats and trains a little too much when you look at the overhead line gantry at Guide Bridge station and see a cat’s ears, nose, eyes and mouth.
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 AM
You know you like cats and trains a little too much when you look at the overhead line gantry at Guide Bridge station and see a cat’s ears, nose, eyes and mouth.
Not a bad Sunday ☕️☀️
October 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Not a bad Sunday ☕️☀️
I'm coming towards the end of my time at the MND Association *sad face*
So if you are - or someone else is - looking for a digital honcho with 25 years' experience of managing popular charity websites, please let me know.
So if you are - or someone else is - looking for a digital honcho with 25 years' experience of managing popular charity websites, please let me know.
October 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I'm coming towards the end of my time at the MND Association *sad face*
So if you are - or someone else is - looking for a digital honcho with 25 years' experience of managing popular charity websites, please let me know.
So if you are - or someone else is - looking for a digital honcho with 25 years' experience of managing popular charity websites, please let me know.
I think we can all agree that the Calm app is on to a winner with their ‘Once Up A GDPR’ recording. Zzzzz.
October 13, 2024 at 10:39 AM
I think we can all agree that the Calm app is on to a winner with their ‘Once Up A GDPR’ recording. Zzzzz.
Just binged season 3 of #Heartstopper. Love it, love it, LOVE IT!
October 8, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Just binged season 3 of #Heartstopper. Love it, love it, LOVE IT!
I might stick this on the fridge.
September 22, 2024 at 11:41 AM
I might stick this on the fridge.
Father Jack: “Fed up with brrrrrick”
Me: “Fed up with LinkedIn”
Me: “Fed up with LinkedIn”
September 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Father Jack: “Fed up with brrrrrick”
Me: “Fed up with LinkedIn”
Me: “Fed up with LinkedIn”
Best work thing this week: watching Monday night’s Corrie. A long time since a soap has made me cry. The culmination of a difficult but beautifully-acted MND storyline.
September 13, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Best work thing this week: watching Monday night’s Corrie. A long time since a soap has made me cry. The culmination of a difficult but beautifully-acted MND storyline.
You know you’ve been watching too much Taskmaster when you’ve hid 12 pairs of googly eyes around your partners house and have challenged her to find them 👀
January 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
You know you’ve been watching too much Taskmaster when you’ve hid 12 pairs of googly eyes around your partners house and have challenged her to find them 👀
I don’t think a trip to Rotherham has ever been this beautiful. #LukeJerram #RotherhamMinster
November 26, 2023 at 3:09 PM
I don’t think a trip to Rotherham has ever been this beautiful. #LukeJerram #RotherhamMinster