collin (enjoys sitting)
@bussyrizzler.nyc
part time renaissance man
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not downloading blowers I have a sensitive gag reflex don’t need ppl reviewing that
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
not downloading blowers I have a sensitive gag reflex don’t need ppl reviewing that
I was in the ocean floating on my back and some dude stands directly over me yells “Hello!!” and im like hi? and after brief intros he’s like “Are you a prostitute?” “no???” “Can I touch your cock?” And then he held me down and tried to hump me in the water and he thought it was a gr8 interaction
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I was in the ocean floating on my back and some dude stands directly over me yells “Hello!!” and im like hi? and after brief intros he’s like “Are you a prostitute?” “no???” “Can I touch your cock?” And then he held me down and tried to hump me in the water and he thought it was a gr8 interaction
this person still follows me on instagram it’s like oh okay you just hate my spoken word gotcha
oomf’s partner unfollowed me now he’s oomf-in-law
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
this person still follows me on instagram it’s like oh okay you just hate my spoken word gotcha
when I shaved my head during covid bc barbershops were closed and I was bored
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
when I shaved my head during covid bc barbershops were closed and I was bored
NYC prob pretty cold rn
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
NYC prob pretty cold rn
“the down payment I have for a house saved is fucking embarrassing”
-every nearing 30 Gen Z American
-every nearing 30 Gen Z American
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“the down payment I have for a house saved is fucking embarrassing”
-every nearing 30 Gen Z American
-every nearing 30 Gen Z American
just passed this shack looking house in fort lauderdale oh this’ll be a really cute starter house thinking about it and it’s on sale for 1.2m
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
just passed this shack looking house in fort lauderdale oh this’ll be a really cute starter house thinking about it and it’s on sale for 1.2m
who up penising their penis
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
who up penising their penis
babe you got poppers all over my Tempur Pedic Swedish Sleep System :/
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
babe you got poppers all over my Tempur Pedic Swedish Sleep System :/
I do regular capitalization and eloquently craft my messages when I talk to the gentlemen online but when I’m poasting all grammar and bets are off the table it’s 1 run on sentence there is no capitalization and I’m probably saying shit like cummy wummy in my big fat tummy
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I do regular capitalization and eloquently craft my messages when I talk to the gentlemen online but when I’m poasting all grammar and bets are off the table it’s 1 run on sentence there is no capitalization and I’m probably saying shit like cummy wummy in my big fat tummy
the airbnb I’m staying at has like turkeys and shit on the property and like on the roof I hear them walking around up there can these dumbass birds GO TO BEDDDDDD
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the airbnb I’m staying at has like turkeys and shit on the property and like on the roof I hear them walking around up there can these dumbass birds GO TO BEDDDDDD
um no? everybody certainly was NOT kung fu fighting? some of us are pacifists…
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
um no? everybody certainly was NOT kung fu fighting? some of us are pacifists…
told a guy in dick-appointment-planning I couldn’t bottom bc of gastroparesis and he said “yes you will”
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
told a guy in dick-appointment-planning I couldn’t bottom bc of gastroparesis and he said “yes you will”
been posting a ton bc I've been relatively mentally unstable and full of hate
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
been posting a ton bc I've been relatively mentally unstable and full of hate
that $34,148 would hit really good rn ngl
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
that $34,148 would hit really good rn ngl
I’m deleting my work posts in 10 minutes I just needed to let it out
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m deleting my work posts in 10 minutes I just needed to let it out
need a health specialist to investigate my airplane travel sickness
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
need a health specialist to investigate my airplane travel sickness
I’m in south florida for an hour and I already hit up La Birra Burger
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m in south florida for an hour and I already hit up La Birra Burger
literally so many empty seats in front of the gate and you sit directly next to me
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
literally so many empty seats in front of the gate and you sit directly next to me
10 ppl on my flight apparently omg she’s gonna nap in a row
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
10 ppl on my flight apparently omg she’s gonna nap in a row
when ppl refuse to sidestep for you on the sidewalk (a pride thing??) and then THEY get mad at YOU for grazing them: bitch im walking a straight line to the door and you have the whole fucking sidewalk to work with on your direction eat piss
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
when ppl refuse to sidestep for you on the sidewalk (a pride thing??) and then THEY get mad at YOU for grazing them: bitch im walking a straight line to the door and you have the whole fucking sidewalk to work with on your direction eat piss
just got this notification from JetBlue that my gate has changed. I purchased from Delta last week and I couldn’t find any confirmation of an existing flight I had…. I literally cannot find a ticket for this flight 😪
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
just got this notification from JetBlue that my gate has changed. I purchased from Delta last week and I couldn’t find any confirmation of an existing flight I had…. I literally cannot find a ticket for this flight 😪