Em 🏴☠️☕️💖 | funky little weirdo
@burymyvices.bsky.social
gay as hell | #longliveOFMD | i love posting photos of my tiny cat son |37| MN | 18+ my loves | pfp by @sweetpotato_70 ❤️
look at this croissant of a cat also it snowed here don’t mind the boots
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
look at this croissant of a cat also it snowed here don’t mind the boots
like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if this isn’t ed’s inner monologue
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 if this isn’t ed’s inner monologue
can’t wait to have my pistachio salad tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
can’t wait to have my pistachio salad tomorrow
and yes he was making biscuits on my bare skin
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
and yes he was making biscuits on my bare skin
i am not, @karawrites.bsky.social is my incredible girlfriend but i am also poly so 🤭 i love a little flirt tbh and i do have crushes but i will never tell!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i am not, @karawrites.bsky.social is my incredible girlfriend but i am also poly so 🤭 i love a little flirt tbh and i do have crushes but i will never tell!!!!!!
THEYRE BURIED FOR A REASON!!! hmmm i quit smoking last year but every once in a while ill have one still 😭 so so bad but we’re doing our best!!! im not a big drinker anymore but i love an edible or two to relax. i am also not immune to a fancy little coffee drink
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
THEYRE BURIED FOR A REASON!!! hmmm i quit smoking last year but every once in a while ill have one still 😭 so so bad but we’re doing our best!!! im not a big drinker anymore but i love an edible or two to relax. i am also not immune to a fancy little coffee drink
i want it tender!!! i want face to face plain old vanilla missionary but they can’t get close enough to each other and it’s slow but deep, foreheads touching, tons of soft kisses in between and maybe they both cry a little
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i want it tender!!! i want face to face plain old vanilla missionary but they can’t get close enough to each other and it’s slow but deep, foreheads touching, tons of soft kisses in between and maybe they both cry a little
YEAH SAME (i still don’t know what im sameing to tbh)
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
YEAH SAME (i still don’t know what im sameing to tbh)
for what!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
for what!!!
i’ve had so many that it’s hard to choose. one time i had my fingers closed in a doorframe at school and whoever closed the door didn’t realize and kept trying to shove it closed 😭 it was my right hand and i had to have it bandaged for a week or so and all of my fingernails fell off
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i’ve had so many that it’s hard to choose. one time i had my fingers closed in a doorframe at school and whoever closed the door didn’t realize and kept trying to shove it closed 😭 it was my right hand and i had to have it bandaged for a week or so and all of my fingernails fell off
not seen, felt though. some places have an ~energy if you know what i mean
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
not seen, felt though. some places have an ~energy if you know what i mean
not really!! i used to perform merle haggard songs for my extended family when i was a kid and people still remind me of it to this day does that count
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
not really!! i used to perform merle haggard songs for my extended family when i was a kid and people still remind me of it to this day does that count
my dreams are super weird and only sometimes do i remember them!! i’ve been watching a ton of “group of rag tag kids up against something evil” themed shows so i’m pretty sure i was chasing something
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
my dreams are super weird and only sometimes do i remember them!! i’ve been watching a ton of “group of rag tag kids up against something evil” themed shows so i’m pretty sure i was chasing something
shout out to all my other take a little shut eye with your cat enthusiasts
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
shout out to all my other take a little shut eye with your cat enthusiasts
look at this cloud
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
look at this cloud
his face 😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
his face 😭😭
my son
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
my son
found him sleeping like this with his tail all curled in half what a weirdo
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
found him sleeping like this with his tail all curled in half what a weirdo
me too bro
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
me too bro
fly awayyyYYYYY FROM HERE
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
fly awayyyYYYYY FROM HERE
literally almost gave marm catnip tonight so we could vibe together but he keeps trying to fight me so no catnip for him
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
literally almost gave marm catnip tonight so we could vibe together but he keeps trying to fight me so no catnip for him
he yearns for the outside
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
he yearns for the outside
oh what could have been
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
oh what could have been
@faeeebaeee.bsky.social and i had a true blood/wwdits movie crossover smau planned before what if? was born and i even started writing parts of it and lottie made a banner for it but we got the inspo for what if shortly after, rip
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@faeeebaeee.bsky.social and i had a true blood/wwdits movie crossover smau planned before what if? was born and i even started writing parts of it and lottie made a banner for it but we got the inspo for what if shortly after, rip
probably some sort of big cat like a lion or a tiger or that one super fluffy guy that steps on his tail when it’s cold (essentially marm)
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
probably some sort of big cat like a lion or a tiger or that one super fluffy guy that steps on his tail when it’s cold (essentially marm)