Burton Lucifer
@burtonlucifer.bsky.social
Thoughts and prayers.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Thoughts and prayers.
I was going to troll Mike "beta male" Johnson with this image of Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, but then I realised that he's even more beta than Grima.
Not an apt comparison.
Not an apt comparison.
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I was going to troll Mike "beta male" Johnson with this image of Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, but then I realised that he's even more beta than Grima.
Not an apt comparison.
Not an apt comparison.
What is it about a beautiful sunset that reminds you the Epstein Files have yet to be released?
September 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
What is it about a beautiful sunset that reminds you the Epstein Files have yet to be released?
Foul is the logic here excusing all these crimes
When the tables turn about they scream about the times
The smallest of infractions meets the greatest of retorts
When the name of Christ is thus it's high time to abort
When the tables turn about they scream about the times
The smallest of infractions meets the greatest of retorts
When the name of Christ is thus it's high time to abort
July 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Foul is the logic here excusing all these crimes
When the tables turn about they scream about the times
The smallest of infractions meets the greatest of retorts
When the name of Christ is thus it's high time to abort
When the tables turn about they scream about the times
The smallest of infractions meets the greatest of retorts
When the name of Christ is thus it's high time to abort
Even the islands are getting into Pride Month, deploying their Rainbow 🌈 Cannon of Love and Equality.
June 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Even the islands are getting into Pride Month, deploying their Rainbow 🌈 Cannon of Love and Equality.
The Perfect Magic Cross Zombie who Forgives Sins
Why do what your God says to do when you can just believe real hard in stories about him?
"Those who can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
Why do what your God says to do when you can just believe real hard in stories about him?
"Those who can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
June 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The Perfect Magic Cross Zombie who Forgives Sins
Why do what your God says to do when you can just believe real hard in stories about him?
"Those who can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
Why do what your God says to do when you can just believe real hard in stories about him?
"Those who can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!
14/06/2025
For those who observe it.
14/06/2025
For those who observe it.
June 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!
14/06/2025
For those who observe it.
14/06/2025
For those who observe it.
One Ring to rule them All
Such power's never good
The absolute and total might
Is never understood
Destruction is the only use
Tearing down for all
Or destroy the artifact
Preventing mankind's fall
#poetry Power Worship
Such power's never good
The absolute and total might
Is never understood
Destruction is the only use
Tearing down for all
Or destroy the artifact
Preventing mankind's fall
#poetry Power Worship
June 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One Ring to rule them All
Such power's never good
The absolute and total might
Is never understood
Destruction is the only use
Tearing down for all
Or destroy the artifact
Preventing mankind's fall
#poetry Power Worship
Such power's never good
The absolute and total might
Is never understood
Destruction is the only use
Tearing down for all
Or destroy the artifact
Preventing mankind's fall
#poetry Power Worship
Happy Pride Month!
June 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Happy Pride Month!
I have a sudden urge for pie🥧
May 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I have a sudden urge for pie🥧
What's in a number that's in common use?
Is 8647 a sign of abuse?
Perhaps it is just some folks wanting more
Showing a fascist the exiting door
Is 8647 a sign of abuse?
Perhaps it is just some folks wanting more
Showing a fascist the exiting door
May 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What's in a number that's in common use?
Is 8647 a sign of abuse?
Perhaps it is just some folks wanting more
Showing a fascist the exiting door
Is 8647 a sign of abuse?
Perhaps it is just some folks wanting more
Showing a fascist the exiting door
Happy four twenty it's been a short time
I've managed to pump out one or two rhymes
Four hundred and twenty posts on my own dime
Hope you've enjoyed them in spite of the spelling
I've managed to pump out one or two rhymes
Four hundred and twenty posts on my own dime
Hope you've enjoyed them in spite of the spelling
May 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Happy four twenty it's been a short time
I've managed to pump out one or two rhymes
Four hundred and twenty posts on my own dime
Hope you've enjoyed them in spite of the spelling
I've managed to pump out one or two rhymes
Four hundred and twenty posts on my own dime
Hope you've enjoyed them in spite of the spelling
Not all fools are equal.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Not all fools are equal.
Dear my enemies,
This is you.
Love 🥰💘😚, Burt.
This is you.
Love 🥰💘😚, Burt.
February 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dear my enemies,
This is you.
Love 🥰💘😚, Burt.
This is you.
Love 🥰💘😚, Burt.
Here's one I prepared earlier.
February 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Here's one I prepared earlier.
It went something like this:
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It went something like this:
So how is it going Dear My Enemies? Having trouble? You poor things. That must be very difficult for you.
Love 💕😘💕, Burt.
Love 💕😘💕, Burt.
January 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So how is it going Dear My Enemies? Having trouble? You poor things. That must be very difficult for you.
Love 💕😘💕, Burt.
Love 💕😘💕, Burt.
Who listens to experts anymore anyway?
January 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Who listens to experts anymore anyway?
Good morning Bluesky
December 7, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Good morning Bluesky
Goodnight Bluesky
December 7, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Goodnight Bluesky