Burtmeister
@burtmeister.bsky.social
They must have been up all night brainstorming that name
Do they have any creative bones at all?
Do they have any creative bones at all?
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
They must have been up all night brainstorming that name
Do they have any creative bones at all?
Do they have any creative bones at all?
Is it going to be built of polystyrene?
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Is it going to be built of polystyrene?
They seem to be able to dish them out easy enough
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
They seem to be able to dish them out easy enough
That right wing originality of thought powering on through yet again
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
That right wing originality of thought powering on through yet again
Cuntbubbles abound
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Cuntbubbles abound
And Speer essentially got away with it
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 AM
And Speer essentially got away with it
The gun toting US loonies we had the misfortune to meet at a London airport were indignant they just couldn't carry their rifles around and were equally indignant we didn't use US dollars
Pricks
Pricks
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The gun toting US loonies we had the misfortune to meet at a London airport were indignant they just couldn't carry their rifles around and were equally indignant we didn't use US dollars
Pricks
Pricks
The horror of not being run over by a wanker behind the wheel of their 2 ton aluminium death box
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The horror of not being run over by a wanker behind the wheel of their 2 ton aluminium death box
I'm not certain trump understands percentages
Or fractions, or grammar, or syntax, or colouring in
Or fractions, or grammar, or syntax, or colouring in
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I'm not certain trump understands percentages
Or fractions, or grammar, or syntax, or colouring in
Or fractions, or grammar, or syntax, or colouring in
My wife's grandfather said the warning they got after the WW2 Allied invasion of France was avoid Americans as they were more likely to kill you than the Germans
January 24, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My wife's grandfather said the warning they got after the WW2 Allied invasion of France was avoid Americans as they were more likely to kill you than the Germans
What a bloody cheek is fairly mild from the right wing MAGAesque Daily Express
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 PM
What a bloody cheek is fairly mild from the right wing MAGAesque Daily Express
Where's the verb the noun slogan?
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Where's the verb the noun slogan?
Trump can barely string a sentence together with the vocabulary of a toddler
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Trump can barely string a sentence together with the vocabulary of a toddler
Of course not, they're dead
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Of course not, they're dead
The hands are too big
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The hands are too big
You seem to have a fucking dude. Starmer is vanilla at best by comparison
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
You seem to have a fucking dude. Starmer is vanilla at best by comparison
From afar, Poilievre comes across as a bit of a wanker
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
From afar, Poilievre comes across as a bit of a wanker
With that moustache, how could he be wrong
January 22, 2026 at 8:10 PM
With that moustache, how could he be wrong
Really? Poor wealthy landowners not having it all entirely their own way. So sad
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Really? Poor wealthy landowners not having it all entirely their own way. So sad
Trump would be a massive liability 'undercover' as he really doesn't have the nounce or intelligence
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Trump would be a massive liability 'undercover' as he really doesn't have the nounce or intelligence
Would they prefer an oil refinery?
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Would they prefer an oil refinery?
That piece has depth, it's rather good
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That piece has depth, it's rather good