Tempest Teapot
@burritogrille.bsky.social
I spoke to someone who used "Christian mythology" in a sentence and I just saw the aura of a millennial-finger come up when he said it
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I spoke to someone who used "Christian mythology" in a sentence and I just saw the aura of a millennial-finger come up when he said it
Now I know why Donald Glover ran that tumblr
September 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Now I know why Donald Glover ran that tumblr
When are we going to accept that being a "Nightmare Before Christmas" fan is the biggest red flag. You could have a DV charge and I'd rather date you than someone who sings along with it.
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When are we going to accept that being a "Nightmare Before Christmas" fan is the biggest red flag. You could have a DV charge and I'd rather date you than someone who sings along with it.
Instagram gave me straight up pornography as an ad but I can't tell a conservative to shove his brother's head up his ass. This is horse shit
August 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Instagram gave me straight up pornography as an ad but I can't tell a conservative to shove his brother's head up his ass. This is horse shit
Rick & Morty at the kink function got me softer than Dreyer's
June 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Rick & Morty at the kink function got me softer than Dreyer's
Brb gonna kms real quick
May 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Brb gonna kms real quick
My gloves and shins Italian leather, Violenciaga
May 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My gloves and shins Italian leather, Violenciaga
"I love your vibe"well fuck, I literally cultivated it to do the opposite. Time to change entirely
May 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"I love your vibe"well fuck, I literally cultivated it to do the opposite. Time to change entirely
Swiping on white women™ just to ask wtf if wrong with their music taste
May 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Swiping on white women™ just to ask wtf if wrong with their music taste
OC Tinder should really be named WasianPplMeet
May 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
OC Tinder should really be named WasianPplMeet
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“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
"Oh dude I love Blink-182!"
That's great, please don't continue. I already know you have a depop full of Carhartt, watch F1 when your bitch wife doesn't get mad at your for waking up at 5am, and play bass.
That's great, please don't continue. I already know you have a depop full of Carhartt, watch F1 when your bitch wife doesn't get mad at your for waking up at 5am, and play bass.
January 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"Oh dude I love Blink-182!"
That's great, please don't continue. I already know you have a depop full of Carhartt, watch F1 when your bitch wife doesn't get mad at your for waking up at 5am, and play bass.
That's great, please don't continue. I already know you have a depop full of Carhartt, watch F1 when your bitch wife doesn't get mad at your for waking up at 5am, and play bass.
Creatives succumbing to their own audiences inside jokes are the worst. It's literally you believing your own hype and pretty fuckin cringe. Saberspark hasn't had a good video in years.
January 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Creatives succumbing to their own audiences inside jokes are the worst. It's literally you believing your own hype and pretty fuckin cringe. Saberspark hasn't had a good video in years.
You think Q-tip feels bad that every shit musician adds some "Can I kick it? Yes you can!" reference into their song for some kinda clout? I wouldn't, but you think he does?
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You think Q-tip feels bad that every shit musician adds some "Can I kick it? Yes you can!" reference into their song for some kinda clout? I wouldn't, but you think he does?
This lady called me ran thru cuz I mentioned I got silk pillowcases and plushies to keep a comforting environment at home. So I'm I'm ran thru and comfy I guess.
January 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This lady called me ran thru cuz I mentioned I got silk pillowcases and plushies to keep a comforting environment at home. So I'm I'm ran thru and comfy I guess.
How you a clown girl wrestler and you unmatch me cuz I mention Sonic the Hedgehog. Bitch, your autism is stronger than mine somehow
January 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How you a clown girl wrestler and you unmatch me cuz I mention Sonic the Hedgehog. Bitch, your autism is stronger than mine somehow
"Bowling movies are exclusively dumb comedies. I can't think of a single serious period piece/documentary about fuckin BOWLING" ...yeah?
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
"Bowling movies are exclusively dumb comedies. I can't think of a single serious period piece/documentary about fuckin BOWLING" ...yeah?
Anytime I drive next to a cybertruck I feel like I'm in Final Destination
November 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Anytime I drive next to a cybertruck I feel like I'm in Final Destination
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Still thinking about how I joked in the card shop about Yu-Gi-Oh being a more solid investment than stocks and the clerk having a meltdown saying "No, that's actually stupid" talking like I would give a shit about what he had to say about money.
November 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Still thinking about how I joked in the card shop about Yu-Gi-Oh being a more solid investment than stocks and the clerk having a meltdown saying "No, that's actually stupid" talking like I would give a shit about what he had to say about money.
I go to my local Swedish importer (IKEA) for fantastical machinery (milk frother) to enhance my mystical concoctions for immortality (protein shake)
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I go to my local Swedish importer (IKEA) for fantastical machinery (milk frother) to enhance my mystical concoctions for immortality (protein shake)
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