Burnt Orange Jedi
@burntorangejedi.bsky.social
Human. Longhorn. Jedi. Suck it, Aggies
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He’s just stating the facts…
July 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
He’s just stating the facts…
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‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇
Remember that.
Remember that.
April 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇
Remember that.
Remember that.
Did he hire Dolores Umbridge to develop his immigration strategy?
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Did he hire Dolores Umbridge to develop his immigration strategy?
Why do all of the women Trump hires look like Fox News hosts?
April 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why do all of the women Trump hires look like Fox News hosts?
Same here, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - I don’t like mustard either.
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Same here, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - I don’t like mustard either.
You know you’re in Texas when your car’s overheat protection comes on at 9 in the morning in the middle of April
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You know you’re in Texas when your car’s overheat protection comes on at 9 in the morning in the middle of April
Did you ever notice that if you stare at some words for any length of time, like “point” or “weird” they look weird, like they’re not spelled right?
April 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Did you ever notice that if you stare at some words for any length of time, like “point” or “weird” they look weird, like they’re not spelled right?
Three years ago today I had open heart surgery to repair an aneurysm in my aorta which includes the installation of an artificial heart valve. So far, so good! Thanks to all the amazing doctors and nurses at the BSW Heart Hospital in Plano for taking such great care of me! #cyborglife
March 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Three years ago today I had open heart surgery to repair an aneurysm in my aorta which includes the installation of an artificial heart valve. So far, so good! Thanks to all the amazing doctors and nurses at the BSW Heart Hospital in Plano for taking such great care of me! #cyborglife
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Make it make sense.
January 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Make it make sense.
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Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.
Dear @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com - please create a feature for audio presets. I sometimes switch between headphones and desktop speakers and it is a PITA to have to reset all the settings each time.
January 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dear @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com - please create a feature for audio presets. I sometimes switch between headphones and desktop speakers and it is a PITA to have to reset all the settings each time.