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What do you call a conflict against the british empire? A warranty
July 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What do you call a conflict against the british empire? A warranty
Why do mountaineers scale far in height? Just use celsius.
November 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Why do mountaineers scale far in height? Just use celsius.
Working hard or hardly working?
November 7, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Working hard or hardly working?
Guess what, chicken butt
November 6, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Guess what, chicken butt
Hunter? I barely know er.
November 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Hunter? I barely know er.
What do you call an obvious zombie? A no-brainer
November 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
What do you call an obvious zombie? A no-brainer
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
November 1, 2024 at 10:33 AM
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
Archaelogist after deciding which partner they would want for a dinosaur expedition: "I've got a bone to pick with you"
October 31, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Archaelogist after deciding which partner they would want for a dinosaur expedition: "I've got a bone to pick with you"
I feel like a button in a press conference.
October 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I feel like a button in a press conference.
My love life is like blood meridian, Its a long story
October 29, 2024 at 1:53 PM
My love life is like blood meridian, Its a long story
Chefs kiss? Do they really?
October 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Chefs kiss? Do they really?
Whats a barrier for privacy called in the internet? A tumblr.
October 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Whats a barrier for privacy called in the internet? A tumblr.
Someone asked me what day it is, I told him its today.
October 27, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Someone asked me what day it is, I told him its today.
I can tell whether someones lying or standing.
October 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I can tell whether someones lying or standing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
October 26, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
I should start a business selling poison and call it mcdonalds
October 26, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I should start a business selling poison and call it mcdonalds
Give philosophers cigarettes and they'll question you for enlightenment.
October 24, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Give philosophers cigarettes and they'll question you for enlightenment.
My life is like video games: trying hard to beat the stage
October 24, 2024 at 3:20 AM
My life is like video games: trying hard to beat the stage
Books are just a dumbdown version of burgers
October 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Books are just a dumbdown version of burgers
Did anyone else notice that bald people are alot similar to skeletons?
October 23, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Did anyone else notice that bald people are alot similar to skeletons?
How many game developers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One gets paid to screw it in and two got laid off
October 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
How many game developers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One gets paid to screw it in and two got laid off
Road work ahead? I sure hope it does
October 23, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Road work ahead? I sure hope it does
Ever heard of the dodge challenge? It's where you get a chevrolet instead
October 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Ever heard of the dodge challenge? It's where you get a chevrolet instead
Pranks really hurt after Neil Armstrong walked on the moon
October 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Pranks really hurt after Neil Armstrong walked on the moon
Why do they call it shovel and not pusher
October 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Why do they call it shovel and not pusher