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Just to clarify, the Faerie King would be the patron of the hypothetical Crusader class. If you wanna be a Crusader, you're workin' for the Faerie King.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just to clarify, the Faerie King would be the patron of the hypothetical Crusader class. If you wanna be a Crusader, you're workin' for the Faerie King.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
So, kind'a like the current Warlock sub-class, except you're opting in, rather than getting it accidentally.
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Considering a Heavy Armour “charisma knight” class for V&V 2.0, working title: Crusader. Sort of a “Lady of The Lake” parody.
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Considering a Heavy Armour “charisma knight” class for V&V 2.0, working title: Crusader. Sort of a “Lady of The Lake” parody.
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.
What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
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In any sufficiently large body of water, there is The Lady, offering boons and blades to those that would hunt the fae in her name. Her Fae Knights grow more dashing, gallant, and chivalric, though the Paladin Order is extremely suspicious of this pond-tart’s motives.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In any sufficiently large body of water, there is The Lady, offering boons and blades to those that would hunt the fae in her name. Her Fae Knights grow more dashing, gallant, and chivalric, though the Paladin Order is extremely suspicious of this pond-tart’s motives.
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The mouth, I’d imagine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The mouth, I’d imagine.
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Taking a new approach to enemies in V&V 2.0, by writing little side adventures you can run with them, instead of having a big Monster Manual that you then need to prep encounters for.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Taking a new approach to enemies in V&V 2.0, by writing little side adventures you can run with them, instead of having a big Monster Manual that you then need to prep encounters for.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.
That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
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Gaz needed thicker legs. Now, she is glorious.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Gaz needed thicker legs. Now, she is glorious.
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Spud is gonna come to work tomorrow lookin’ like Jessica Rabbit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Spud is gonna come to work tomorrow lookin’ like Jessica Rabbit.
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For V&V 2.0, Paladins have Oath Breaking states, rather than vague roleplaying suggestions. Some of these Oath's are pretty hardcore though, so it's recommended to only take one or two at a time.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For V&V 2.0, Paladins have Oath Breaking states, rather than vague roleplaying suggestions. Some of these Oath's are pretty hardcore though, so it's recommended to only take one or two at a time.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
I quite like the image of a Paladin marching into a brothel with a whiteboard and homework sheets.
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Sneak peek at the Wizards spells. Removed Grimoires for being ill-thought out and boring, and the whole "Learning spells by having experiments performed on you" has moved from Downtime to the new Adventures chapter, because that's fun enough to be done at the table.
Also need to draw a Candle Kid.
Also need to draw a Candle Kid.
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Sneak peek at the Wizards spells. Removed Grimoires for being ill-thought out and boring, and the whole "Learning spells by having experiments performed on you" has moved from Downtime to the new Adventures chapter, because that's fun enough to be done at the table.
Also need to draw a Candle Kid.
Also need to draw a Candle Kid.
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Clearly the blacksmith has never accidentally elbowed his missus in the boobie.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Clearly the blacksmith has never accidentally elbowed his missus in the boobie.
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A lot of Mundain’s philanthropic efforts are led by old adventurers.
Didni “Nana” Niknufn’s thieving days are long behind her, but she raises an honest, hard-working orphan.
Didni “Nana” Niknufn’s thieving days are long behind her, but she raises an honest, hard-working orphan.
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A lot of Mundain’s philanthropic efforts are led by old adventurers.
Didni “Nana” Niknufn’s thieving days are long behind her, but she raises an honest, hard-working orphan.
Didni “Nana” Niknufn’s thieving days are long behind her, but she raises an honest, hard-working orphan.
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Lore titbit: Centaurs are the reason there are no mammals in Mundain other than Humans and Half-Humans. Bugs, Slugs, and Lizards are used for food, clothing and transport.
This is why Elves and Dwarfs consider the Human habit of breast-feeding really weird. But concede their baking is better.
This is why Elves and Dwarfs consider the Human habit of breast-feeding really weird. But concede their baking is better.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Lore titbit: Centaurs are the reason there are no mammals in Mundain other than Humans and Half-Humans. Bugs, Slugs, and Lizards are used for food, clothing and transport.
This is why Elves and Dwarfs consider the Human habit of breast-feeding really weird. But concede their baking is better.
This is why Elves and Dwarfs consider the Human habit of breast-feeding really weird. But concede their baking is better.
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Side-by-side, eyes forward, until we get to town.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Side-by-side, eyes forward, until we get to town.
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Faeries reproduce by collecting the hair, teeth, fingernails, snot & blood from Kin. With enough from the same person, a faerie is moulded, looking and acting suspiciously like their donor.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Faeries reproduce by collecting the hair, teeth, fingernails, snot & blood from Kin. With enough from the same person, a faerie is moulded, looking and acting suspiciously like their donor.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
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The only known instance of a Warlock dominating and controlling their Fae Patron, The Beauty’s cruelty, decadence and ambition far outshine’s The Beast’s.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The only known instance of a Warlock dominating and controlling their Fae Patron, The Beauty’s cruelty, decadence and ambition far outshine’s The Beast’s.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
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Gonna try a multi-panel comic with our favourite swamp nymph.
Forgot her name was Soozi.
Forgot her name was Soozi.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gonna try a multi-panel comic with our favourite swamp nymph.
Forgot her name was Soozi.
Forgot her name was Soozi.
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Soozi needs to learn to speak in a comic book font to stop scaring the punters.
December 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Soozi needs to learn to speak in a comic book font to stop scaring the punters.
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12, Druid, Fae Knight and Ranger are new to 2.0.
Multi-classing's been expanded a bit though, so there's lots of options for longer campaigns.
Multi-classing's been expanded a bit though, so there's lots of options for longer campaigns.
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
12, Druid, Fae Knight and Ranger are new to 2.0.
Multi-classing's been expanded a bit though, so there's lots of options for longer campaigns.
Multi-classing's been expanded a bit though, so there's lots of options for longer campaigns.
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Always been a big fan of the grottier fantasy's approach to classes. You're either a weirdo or a scumbag, have fun.
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Always been a big fan of the grottier fantasy's approach to classes. You're either a weirdo or a scumbag, have fun.
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Working on the Druid class, nearly ready to show off the 2.0 Player Guide.
Some of the Class Hype Pages still make me fucking chuckle.
Some of the Class Hype Pages still make me fucking chuckle.
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Working on the Druid class, nearly ready to show off the 2.0 Player Guide.
Some of the Class Hype Pages still make me fucking chuckle.
Some of the Class Hype Pages still make me fucking chuckle.
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The closest Dwarven word for naked is “Bair’bm”, which means “unarmoured”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The closest Dwarven word for naked is “Bair’bm”, which means “unarmoured”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
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Very proud of this incredibly dumb joke.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Very proud of this incredibly dumb joke.
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A forgetful one could, I s'pose, most wizards are adept at remembering spells at the cost of forgetting other things.
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
A forgetful one could, I s'pose, most wizards are adept at remembering spells at the cost of forgetting other things.