Saint Paul is the best twin.
In the new world, I'm going to read more books and travel to places that don't hate people for being themselves.
Sober. Married. New Dad.
It's delicious.
It's delicious.
10/10
10/10
"Catch that mouse who visits my porch" I asked
"Will do my best" they squeaked
*thought they might be distressed but flew off just fine*
"Catch that mouse who visits my porch" I asked
"Will do my best" they squeaked
*thought they might be distressed but flew off just fine*
Anyway. Have a good Sunday.
Anyway. Have a good Sunday.
Sick and dying democracy.
I'm embarrassed. We should all be.
Sick and dying democracy.
I'm embarrassed. We should all be.
And we'll be more broke because of them for generations
Just so their donors can save a few bucks and Evangelicals can pretend they're powerful thought leaders
Makes sense
And we'll be more broke because of them for generations
Just so their donors can save a few bucks and Evangelicals can pretend they're powerful thought leaders
Makes sense
To "one up" the movie Conclave. Rome has picked this Seagull as the New Pope.
Pope Birdipus the First!
To "one up" the movie Conclave. Rome has picked this Seagull as the New Pope.
Pope Birdipus the First!
But maybe he doesn't know the Fair grounds is not Saint Paul.
But maybe he doesn't know the Fair grounds is not Saint Paul.
trump has ruined America but not missed a tee time over it.
trump has ruined America but not missed a tee time over it.
Good luck, everyone who didn't cheer for this.
This is the dumbest time to be American.
Good luck, everyone who didn't cheer for this.
This is the dumbest time to be American.
Throwing spoons on the floor during meal time! 😶🤣🙂
Throwing spoons on the floor during meal time! 😶🤣🙂