Today, President Shits In His Pants, halted all federal grants like the ones that support students in college. Oh, and he froze a myriad of grants that support medical research. But, at least mediocre white people are getting primo jobs like the good old days!

Today, President Custard’s Last Stand, froze all federal grants. One of which supports the shortfall in funding for Special Education. Surprised?

The key takeaway is that the world’s richest man got what he wanted; stripped our cancer funding for kids, killed reforms to bring down drugs prices and caps on investment in China. Trump on the other hand demanded a debt ceiling raise and got nothing.

The Senate passed bipartisan legislation early Saturday that would give full Social Security benefits to a group of public sector retirees who currently receive them at a reduced level, sending the bill to President Biden.

Long overdue.
Put forward by a Democrat.
Helps teachers, police officers, and fire fighters.

So, a self-proclaimed drug gobbling billionaire who made most of his money from government subsidies and direct payments for space travel is now the arbiter of modern morality. Was the price of eggs worth this? Billionaires denying cancer research for children days before Christmas?

Remember, for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.

Fat Nixon is already bored with being President.