Anonymous American Teacher
burnsdecker.bsky.social
Anonymous American Teacher
@burnsdecker.bsky.social
Burns Decker. Teacher of record. Poem typer. #poetsofEduSky
I think we’ve earned some new Shakespeare content.
#EduSky
#ELATeachers
#Shakespeare
March 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This one is for the math department.
#EduSky
#mathteachers
February 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Masks weren’t all that bad, especially around this time of the year.

#EduSky
February 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We have been indoctrinating these kids for as long as we’ve been standing in front of them.

But the real lesson from today is: apparently it’s not indoctrination if the government requires you to do it.
#EduSky
#indoctrination
#irony
January 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They aren’t really selling us products *guaranteed* to improve engagement, they are selling us the idea that learning has to be fun every single day, if we’re good enough teachers to make it happen.

#EduSky
#teachers
#learningishard
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Shoutout to that time we had all of the technology and zero of the strategies to make remote learning valuable, viable, or anything resembling the magic that was promised and sold.

5 years later: are we any more ready? Did we learn anything?

#EduSky
#remotelearning
#Skypefumble
#Zoomfirstandgoal
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It only counts as patriotism if they say it over 2,000 times before graduation.

#EduSky
January 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When you’re sitting at a parent-teacher conference, one is doing the yelling and the other is doing the glaring.

Excerpt from “Fire away, Fire away”

#EduSky
#poetry
#parentteacherconference
January 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I discovered that I was clenching my jaw while typing this.
#EduSky
#readabook
#poetsofEduSky
January 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Our job is easy. We get summers off. #Edusky
January 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This pretty much sums it up.
#EduSky
January 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Every time.
January 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Redacted Taylor Swift lyrics. A teacher’s best friend.
January 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Article? Definitely.
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It’s the most important word we have. This, and forgiveness.
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Don’t look up.
January 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I can’t even count on both hands the parents I’ve met who are afraid of this flag.
January 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If you want to make a poem, you have to break some pencils.
January 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
As in we, as in all. Expressing our inrage one department meeting at a time.
January 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You are indoctrinating them.
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The beginning.
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM