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@burnishboss.bsky.social
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bel (+ others) | he/him | 25+ y/o | ⚣🏳️‍🌈(&) | personal/yapping/shitposting/art sharing account | 18+ 🔞 follows only! might be suggestive at best 🔞 | art acc @batnoise.com | 💜🤍❤️
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burnishboss.bsky.social
i wish i could have made this up
discussingfilm on twitter: keanu reeves has been cast as the villain in a weezer movie. i cannot find the will to transcribe the rest
April 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
i forgot to post that because i already started but oh my god this has been kind of a nightmare
a spread of a ton of lego bricks being organized an instruction manual, if you can call it that. it's very hard to look at and badly organized and i'm only at step 45 out of 158 (on the first side of the sheet)
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
finally gonna build this set i got for the holidays.... skibidi man time
the outer label of a lego-like building set of a TV head robot guy from skibidi toilet, mostly black with purple accents the outer label of a lego-like building set of a TV head robot guy from skibidi toilet, mostly black with purple accents
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
i don't have the energy for a normal soup review but this one is good i like it. it compares pretty well to the campbells one ?? i think i like it slightly more because it has a better consistency and chunk texture to me?? i just have to be in the right mood to eat it.

solid 4 out of 5, good soup
a can of progresso brand new england clam chowder. the can is blue and features and overhead picture of the soup.
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
i understand now
a quick google search of dream scenario, a 2023 film starring nic cage
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
what did i mean by this
a note titled "check if nic cage is in dream scenario" a screenshot of the note, which reads "exactly that"
January 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
belfry — Today at 4:41 PM the average system has 7 spiders in their headspace but that's because spiders georg has 10034547 spiders in his headspace and is an outlier and should not be counted
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
umbreon theta delta ?
January 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
burnishboss.bsky.social
haven't done a soup review in a lil bit because i only ate a campbells chunky chili mac until now and that's a 4.5/5 to me

anyway, soup review: campbells chunky spicy nashville-style hot chicken

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a can of campbells chunky brand soup, spicy nashville-style hot chicken soup flavor. the can is black and red and shows a spoonful of soup.
January 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
i got really excited about this and the only way i could convey that was through spending way too much time editing this
the same hat comic but "hat" is edited the green bionicle bohrok, lehvak.
January 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
impulse triple barrage bohrok combo purchase But i didn't expect them sealed in their original canisters so that was a pleasant surprise and made it worth it
three lego bionicle bohroks, in their sealed canisters. one is red, one is brown, and one is white.
January 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
burnishboss.bsky.social
don't catch me or my son ever again
screenshot from the game webfishing. a black and red canine has just caught a tiny sunfish and is showing it off. in the back, my own character is completely obscured by a comically larger sunfish.
January 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
these
Trader Joe's brand Tiniest Chocolate Chip Cookies. they're basically off-brand grips.
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
voidfishing with the beeves
three boyfriends webfishing in the void. all of our titles are obnoxiously long
December 31, 2024 at 1:31 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
anyway i'm no longer allowed to post or follow anyone on main anymore
@batnoise.com on bluesky. following 666 accounts (mark of the beast) and 420 posts (blaze it)
December 29, 2024 at 5:29 PM
burnishboss.bsky.social
an edit of the "from our family to yours, merry christmas" image of the cast from john carpenter's The Thing, except all of the characters have members of my system pasted over their faces. the text has also been edited to say "from our system to you, hi"
December 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
burnishboss.bsky.social
soup reviews: campbells chunky texas style bbq burger

my expectation going into this: this is just gonna be baked beans with beef in it

the reality: this is just baked beans with more liquid And beef And potatoes in it. and i'm not even mad tbh

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a can of campbells chunky brand soup, texas-style BBQ burger flavor. the can is red and shows a spoonful of the soup.
December 19, 2024 at 6:31 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
fuck it. soup reviews: campbells chunky cheesy jalapeño burger

i got a bunch of campbells chunky flavors that i haven't tried before to see if i'd like em! tried this one tonight because i was like damn burger soup sounds crazy (and sounds good if done right)
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a can of campbells chunky brand soup, cheesy jalapeño burger flavor. the can is red and shows a spoonful of the soup
December 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
desperately hoping that at some point someone notices me overlaying my art on twt with "you know i had to do it to em"
four drawings in a grid, each of them with a faint overlay of "you know i had to do it to em"
December 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
burnishboss.bsky.social
first ink!!
a tattoo stencil of an angular stylized skull design applied to my inner wrist a finished tattoo of an angular stylized skull design applied to my inner wrist, filled in all black
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
burnishboss.bsky.social
📌
▷▷▷ bel / mello
(sometimes others | 🔪💎🥀 + etc. )

🔥 he/him ⚣ | 25+ | &
🔥 personal/reskeet account
🔥 promare, jjba, twewy, kkss, drakenier, pokemon, furry, etc.

▷ art-only: @batnoise.bsky.social
a post by tumblr user frogyell that reads "Top Ten Applebee's I've Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm", with a picture of lio fotia from promare lightly imposed over it.
October 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM