Hayden
@burningdenofhay.bsky.social
23 | a Coloradan corrupted by the South | gremlin of many interests and not-so-many talents | professional rambler | the world is your cave, so hibernate in it
WARNING: never-ending brain rot
WARNING: never-ending brain rot
Mamdani and his wife are gonna make New York City hot again, and they’re starting that process by allowing all the ugly people to voluntarily deport themselves! 🥰
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mamdani and his wife are gonna make New York City hot again, and they’re starting that process by allowing all the ugly people to voluntarily deport themselves! 🥰
Mormons are Christians, by the way. "But the Holy Trinity"- don't care, didn't ask, they still believe in Christ. They believe He is their Lord and Savior. They are Christians. You can stop trying to denounce them now or say they're "devil worshippers", because spoiler alert: they're not.
September 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mormons are Christians, by the way. "But the Holy Trinity"- don't care, didn't ask, they still believe in Christ. They believe He is their Lord and Savior. They are Christians. You can stop trying to denounce them now or say they're "devil worshippers", because spoiler alert: they're not.
Holy fucking BINGO, by the way. I'm a genius. Give me a billion dollars immediately
Dear Roger Goodell and the NFL,
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, PLEASE continue pissing off every white people ever by getting Bad Bunny to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show next year. PLEASE. GET MY BOI BENITO ON THERE.
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, PLEASE continue pissing off every white people ever by getting Bad Bunny to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show next year. PLEASE. GET MY BOI BENITO ON THERE.
September 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Holy fucking BINGO, by the way. I'm a genius. Give me a billion dollars immediately
Drive by Deftones >>>>>>>>>>
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Drive by Deftones >>>>>>>>>>
Stuck at Discount Tire and they're playing K-LOVE... kill me
August 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Stuck at Discount Tire and they're playing K-LOVE... kill me
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Gotta be honest: banging on the drum all day kinda sounds like work
August 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Gotta be honest: banging on the drum all day kinda sounds like work
I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR MAN NO MORE
NO QUIERO SENTIR TU AMORRRR
ENSENADA EN MI MENTEEEE
NO QUIERO SENTIR TU AMORRRR
ENSENADA EN MI MENTEEEE
August 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR MAN NO MORE
NO QUIERO SENTIR TU AMORRRR
ENSENADA EN MI MENTEEEE
NO QUIERO SENTIR TU AMORRRR
ENSENADA EN MI MENTEEEE
I fucking love Clipse. Pusha T loving classic New York rap albums- Mobb Deep, HOV, Biggie, Raekwon. And then there's Malice with Coldplay, Billy Joel, U2, The Killers, David Bowie, Red Hot Chili Peppers. Rap brother vs Rock brother
August 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I fucking love Clipse. Pusha T loving classic New York rap albums- Mobb Deep, HOV, Biggie, Raekwon. And then there's Malice with Coldplay, Billy Joel, U2, The Killers, David Bowie, Red Hot Chili Peppers. Rap brother vs Rock brother
Shooting shotguns is fun
August 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Shooting shotguns is fun
Why couldn't my theater screen Sorry, Baby? Now I gotta stream it. Why do movie theaters actively wanna kill themselves?
August 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why couldn't my theater screen Sorry, Baby? Now I gotta stream it. Why do movie theaters actively wanna kill themselves?
I hate a bitch that's hating other bitches and they both hoes
August 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I hate a bitch that's hating other bitches and they both hoes
I'm only racist and discriminatory towards technology and AI. Can't stand clankers. If we committed a genocide on AI and technology, I'd be all for it.
July 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm only racist and discriminatory towards technology and AI. Can't stand clankers. If we committed a genocide on AI and technology, I'd be all for it.
God don't like ugly, and God despises you
July 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
God don't like ugly, and God despises you
"I'm a pessimist by nature" no you're just an insufferable human being. Wet blanket energy type shit.
July 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"I'm a pessimist by nature" no you're just an insufferable human being. Wet blanket energy type shit.
Hulk Hogan is dead. Ric Flair wins again. Burn in hell you racist fuck.
July 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hulk Hogan is dead. Ric Flair wins again. Burn in hell you racist fuck.
People should be bullied more. Wtf is a Labubu? What the hell is Love Island? What in the goddamn is Dubai chocolate?
Collect baseball caps, watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and overdose on Dr Pepper. Learn to be happy in your own self-harm. Don't follow trends, make your own
Collect baseball caps, watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and overdose on Dr Pepper. Learn to be happy in your own self-harm. Don't follow trends, make your own
July 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
People should be bullied more. Wtf is a Labubu? What the hell is Love Island? What in the goddamn is Dubai chocolate?
Collect baseball caps, watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and overdose on Dr Pepper. Learn to be happy in your own self-harm. Don't follow trends, make your own
Collect baseball caps, watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and overdose on Dr Pepper. Learn to be happy in your own self-harm. Don't follow trends, make your own
Why is it that no matter where I go, I see people simping for and using AI? Like damn... the internet really is just absolute garbage now. Can't do anything without seeing this shit
July 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Why is it that no matter where I go, I see people simping for and using AI? Like damn... the internet really is just absolute garbage now. Can't do anything without seeing this shit
Is Trisha Paytas like... a real person? Does she actually exist? Wtf do you mean you have kids named Malibu Barbie, Elvis (for a girl, by the way), and Aquaman??? There is NO WAY she's real
July 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Is Trisha Paytas like... a real person? Does she actually exist? Wtf do you mean you have kids named Malibu Barbie, Elvis (for a girl, by the way), and Aquaman??? There is NO WAY she's real
I wonder if Christian men see the irony in hating gay people, meanwhile they literally get on their knees for another man...
July 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I wonder if Christian men see the irony in hating gay people, meanwhile they literally get on their knees for another man...
I don't trust white people with dreadlocks
July 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't trust white people with dreadlocks
I forget what bro's name is, but he just got into hockey and lacrosse a few months ago, and has been talking about it I think since the Four Nations, and I just gotta say he's fucking awesome. I love when people try to grow the game of hockey
July 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I forget what bro's name is, but he just got into hockey and lacrosse a few months ago, and has been talking about it I think since the Four Nations, and I just gotta say he's fucking awesome. I love when people try to grow the game of hockey
White people (specifically gay white men) cosplaying as black women on social media is so weird. Get a life bro. "Bitch my wig is snatched chile" SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO GODDAMN Y'ALL ARE ANNOYING 😭 LIKE YOU'RE FROM MINNESOTA AND GO TO STARBUCKS EVERY WEDNESDAY YOU'RE AS WHITE AS SNOW
July 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
White people (specifically gay white men) cosplaying as black women on social media is so weird. Get a life bro. "Bitch my wig is snatched chile" SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO GODDAMN Y'ALL ARE ANNOYING 😭 LIKE YOU'RE FROM MINNESOTA AND GO TO STARBUCKS EVERY WEDNESDAY YOU'RE AS WHITE AS SNOW
Why a Coldplay concert bro??? Do you know how boring that is??? Why couldn't it be more fun like a SZA concert? That would make more sense... for the woman, at least. For the guy, I guess a Brent Faiyaz concert maybe. One of those two.
July 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why a Coldplay concert bro??? Do you know how boring that is??? Why couldn't it be more fun like a SZA concert? That would make more sense... for the woman, at least. For the guy, I guess a Brent Faiyaz concert maybe. One of those two.
Bro imagine being an astronomer and you get caught cheating at a Coldplay concert of all places 😭 I could never lose that hard bro. Never in my life
July 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Bro imagine being an astronomer and you get caught cheating at a Coldplay concert of all places 😭 I could never lose that hard bro. Never in my life