Nick Burnette
@burnff.bsky.social
WMU alum, Detroit sports enthusiast, Oregon Football fan. I’ve never found a problem I can’t start fixing. He/Him.
Incredulously asking your orbless friend, “Wait, dude, you don’t have an orb?”
September 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Incredulously asking your orbless friend, “Wait, dude, you don’t have an orb?”
All the kids are putting 6 and 7 together, but us old heads know that 6 is afraid of 7 ever since the incident with 9.
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
All the kids are putting 6 and 7 together, but us old heads know that 6 is afraid of 7 ever since the incident with 9.
These reboots are getting ridiculous. The Republicans are out here busting out a sequel to the 2003 hit “Dudes I swear this Middle-Eastern Nation has WMD’s.”
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
These reboots are getting ridiculous. The Republicans are out here busting out a sequel to the 2003 hit “Dudes I swear this Middle-Eastern Nation has WMD’s.”
Donny J talks a big game for a dude that’s never used a shovel.
June 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Donny J talks a big game for a dude that’s never used a shovel.
We finally have a Pope that’s involuntarily said “Ope!” while sneaking past someone to grab the ranch.
May 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We finally have a Pope that’s involuntarily said “Ope!” while sneaking past someone to grab the ranch.
Congratz on the transfer and position change, Isaac.
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Congratz on the transfer and position change, Isaac.
I tried making an X account, and it banned me when they detected I was an actual person.
April 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I tried making an X account, and it banned me when they detected I was an actual person.
Hey, NFL team owners out there looking for a lame-duck GM to ride out your crappy cap situations, I’m your guy. For a paltry $5,000,000 AAV, I can take the ire of your fanbase and run your franchise into the ground for a fresh start with a real GM. My DM’s are open.
April 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hey, NFL team owners out there looking for a lame-duck GM to ride out your crappy cap situations, I’m your guy. For a paltry $5,000,000 AAV, I can take the ire of your fanbase and run your franchise into the ground for a fresh start with a real GM. My DM’s are open.
Cory Booker has now started singing Aretha Franklin’s 2016 Thanksgiving rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Seems he’s daring the Senate to stand as long as he has.
April 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cory Booker has now started singing Aretha Franklin’s 2016 Thanksgiving rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Seems he’s daring the Senate to stand as long as he has.
So, imaging the Moon, but red.
March 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
So, imaging the Moon, but red.
Sports is becoming less of an excuse to stay on Twitter.
March 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sports is becoming less of an excuse to stay on Twitter.
Did you know that all Amazon orders over $35 qualify for free shipping? It’s a great option for the things you can’t find literally anywhere else, while avoiding paying another subscription.
As always, try to shop direct from the seller first.
As always, try to shop direct from the seller first.
March 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Did you know that all Amazon orders over $35 qualify for free shipping? It’s a great option for the things you can’t find literally anywhere else, while avoiding paying another subscription.
As always, try to shop direct from the seller first.
As always, try to shop direct from the seller first.
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please stop sending me this
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
please stop sending me this
If you ever have imposter syndrome, just remember that someone at the BBWA left Ichiro off their HOF ballot and still has their job. You’re doing just fine.
January 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you ever have imposter syndrome, just remember that someone at the BBWA left Ichiro off their HOF ballot and still has their job. You’re doing just fine.
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1,000 yards again. And quite a party.
January 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
1,000 yards again. And quite a party.
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UNIFORM REVEAL!!!! Finally the Rose Bowl uniforms have been revealed for your delight! #GoDucks #RoseBowl #Playoffs youtu.be/VQr7xKnQd-A?...
2024 Oregon Football Uniform Reveal | CFP Quarterfinal - Rose Bowl Game
YouTube video by GoDucks
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December 29, 2024 at 10:53 PM
UNIFORM REVEAL!!!! Finally the Rose Bowl uniforms have been revealed for your delight! #GoDucks #RoseBowl #Playoffs youtu.be/VQr7xKnQd-A?...
Buying an big, cheap Amazon-branded “smart” TV is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff. I regret this purchase every day.
December 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Buying an big, cheap Amazon-branded “smart” TV is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff. I regret this purchase every day.
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Complementary football
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Complementary football
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December 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
With Reese's hosting the Senior Bowl this year, they should rename the event the "Reese's Peanut Butter Bowl" and release a related soup bowl-sized peanut butter cup.
If anyone at Hershey's sees this, we can discuss my compensation at a later date.
If anyone at Hershey's sees this, we can discuss my compensation at a later date.
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
With Reese's hosting the Senior Bowl this year, they should rename the event the "Reese's Peanut Butter Bowl" and release a related soup bowl-sized peanut butter cup.
If anyone at Hershey's sees this, we can discuss my compensation at a later date.
If anyone at Hershey's sees this, we can discuss my compensation at a later date.
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December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Oregon’s gonna have an opening at slot receiver when Tez Johnson hits this draft. Just a thought.
NC State wide receiver KC Concepcion to enter transfer portal: In his two seasons at NC State, Concepcion caught 125 balls for 1,305 yards and 16 touchdowns.
NC State wide receiver KC Concepcion to enter transfer portal
In his two seasons at NC State, Concepcion caught 125 balls for 1,305 yards and 16 touchdowns.
dlvr.it
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Oregon’s gonna have an opening at slot receiver when Tez Johnson hits this draft. Just a thought.
Discord’s having some troubles. TDM’s still there. We’ll be back as soon as Discord’s back.
December 16, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Discord’s having some troubles. TDM’s still there. We’ll be back as soon as Discord’s back.