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hi, i’m cory 👋🏾
@burncoryburn.bsky.social
(he/him) i play pretend for a living & i’m a MASSIVE F1 fan 🏎💨 also, i co-host @thef1files.bsky.social podcast & i’m SAG-AFTRA af ✊🏾

watch our short film “Wrong Dog” on youtube: https://youtu.be/hDRCcAaMMFM?si=r4H0WRVGWOi00R3e
well fuck me runnin!
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i say this as someone with deep southern roots: an AI song comfortably sitting at number 1 on the country music charts is shamefully hilarious 🤠 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
has there ever been a more obvious example of why we need a 3rd party in this country?
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
fyi they’re basically doing vintage twitter on reddit
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
humanity, as a species, is fucking cooked y’all. sorry.
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
it’s impossible to overstate how massive this broadcast deal is… apple studios might have just demolished every single one of its competitors with this move.

#F1 | #AustinGP
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
2021 vs 2025
October 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
😌
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
fun* fact: a week after i was in Lake Tahoe someone tested positive for THE PLAGUE (which wiped out half of europe in the 1300’s).

*absolutely fucking terrifying
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
gonna be processing this one for a while…
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
well, it finally happened… i ended up on the same flight as ice cube. i’ve never gotten so many confused looks in my entire life.
September 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*fully acknowledging how fucked things are rn*

the comedy “rule of 3s” probly has fallon SHOOK atm
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
24 minutes in and #alienearth is better than good… it might even be phenomenal?
August 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
an exception to the “all ai art is bad” rule 🤷🏾‍♂️
July 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
especially when they announced it the day after he did this:
July 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
10/10 no notes immediate pass go blackjack bingo
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
the chickens are coming home to roost, y’all…
July 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
July 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
it’s a literal death cult based on bible fan fiction
June 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
hey meta… eat my shit
June 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my problem with the discourse around Generative AI and Large Language Modeling is that ppl are still framing it as some not too distant future crisis in the making

when, in fact, we are already deep inside an ouroboros of misinformation

what’s worse is our whole society has been primed for defeat
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
👀
June 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
it’s AI af but sure why not
June 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
am i projecting? 🥺 yes

#F1 | #CanadianGP | #Ferrari | #LewisHamilton
June 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM