007n7
@burger-dad.bsky.social
Just a dad trying to make it through life.
(THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE DEVS)
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(THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE DEVS)
burgerdad7n7.straw.page
I believe it's just gibberish!-
May 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I believe it's just gibberish!-
OH MY GOD
[HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]
[HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]
May 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OH MY GOD
[HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]
[HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]
KIDD.. WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR??
May 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
KIDD.. WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR??
I'll come pick you up, no worries
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'll come pick you up, no worries
... How much flour did you use?
May 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
... How much flour did you use?
WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU TO PANIC LIKE THIS?!?!?
May 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU TO PANIC LIKE THIS?!?!?
I'M COMING HOME RIGHT NOW, I'M WORRIED
May 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'M COMING HOME RIGHT NOW, I'M WORRIED
Hes trying to make sure you aren't hurt
And you
[[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]]
dont do that
And you
[[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]]
dont do that
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hes trying to make sure you aren't hurt
And you
[[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]]
dont do that
And you
[[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]]
dont do that
I'M HERE, I'M HERE
[[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]]
Don't do that again.
[[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]]
Don't do that again.
May 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'M HERE, I'M HERE
[[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]]
Don't do that again.
[[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]]
Don't do that again.
YOU.. GET THE AXE FROM THE KID.. I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE
[He rushes away]
[He rushes away]
May 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
YOU.. GET THE AXE FROM THE KID.. I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE
[He rushes away]
[He rushes away]
I'm going to need to take that from you..
(( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))
(( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm going to need to take that from you..
(( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))
(( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))
It's dangerous..
[[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]
[[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]
May 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's dangerous..
[[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]
[[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]
[[He slowlllyyy takes it back and places it down]]
May 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
[[He slowlllyyy takes it back and places it down]]
YES.. I'M.. TAKING THE AXE NOW..
[[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]
[[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]
May 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
YES.. I'M.. TAKING THE AXE NOW..
[[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]
[[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]
HOW DID YOU GET STUCK?!?!
May 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
HOW DID YOU GET STUCK?!?!
HE STILL COULD'VE BEEN HURT??
May 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
HE STILL COULD'VE BEEN HURT??