Well if you're ordering it for my 40th birthday then it'll be right on time!

Learning patter songs is a blast, I have a few rattling around my brain. Major general is a nightmare. youtu.be/s_fcydUGpMg?...

I have this one memorized but absolutely cannot get the educated fleas section out on the second pass

Happened to my friend. She was told she should be ashamed of herself for using the women's public toilet. She isn't transgender. This bullshit hurts everyone.

Haha, I did the exact same thing.

I've always believed that if Trump was up against any other Dem in 2016 he would have lost, and if Clinton was up against any other Republican she would have won, just the perfect shit storm.

I legitimately believe he has never made someone laugh with a joke he invented himself who wasn't someone actively riding his dick.

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Ahh, yeah, very reasonable :)

I hate to tell you that IS the Laurence Fox we're talking about.

Oh, I just looked and she's a dem but running under the banner of the parent party who opposes the defund the police rhetoric, lol.

The left: TAX THE RICH

Maria Danzilo: oh, you mean people like Elon Musk?

The left: oh heavens no, not him!

They think we play with the same coy doublespeak shit that they do, because they know their beliefs are so heinous they have to couch them in better language.

I'm very disappointed I missed this!

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I think because you are very open about yourself in ways people aren't. Even in the fandom, you let your freak flag fly in ways that I rarely see people do. And people so open and so bare are sometimes hyper intense, serious, scary
, intimidating people. The second they know you that evaporates.

I might have been intimidated by you if I was trying to engage you through only knowing you in your online space and then trying to make connection. Our first meeting you were literally very inviting and you were sweet and chatty and charming so I didn't have to feel that at all.

I love the change to 'your dog is the star of this party photo' as if somehow being the only thing in frame, in the centre of the shot, in the centre of the lighting didn't make that so already.

You're reading "the right wing thought of..." as the right wing used to think, but it was meant as the thought that the right wing has.

Obviously these are the only acceptable Unown, the rest are simply made up.