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I got the train from Watford Junction to Clapham junction this morning and went to get my connection to Epsom but my mind must've been elsewhere because I caught a train to Esher. Got off feeling all smug, realised I was 20 miles away from where I needed to be so had to get cab. How was your day?
March 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's my daddy's birthday. He's 82.
March 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Cinema to myself. A perk of unemployment!
February 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My mum and my cat xx
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I've just watched The Gorge and I've decided it was enjoyable nonsense
February 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This seems awfully similar to the description for chicklit in the 00s. "A story of a boy, a girl and an out of control coffee machine!!"
February 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is there an app for randomly generating young adult fantasy novel titles? It seems to follow a pattern of "The Object" and the "adjective" "unrelated to the first object, object" e.g. "The toilet seat and the angry marmoset"
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just had to tell some youngsters off at my front door. They were pulling tree branches down. I'm old
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My job contract ended today but I still managed to have an awesome day! I rode on a DLR (at the front, obvs), took the cable car across the Thames, rode an uber ferry from Greenwich to Westminster and had a Chinese for tea!
February 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When I'm nearing a hair appointment, they send me about 10 reminders in different mediums. I'm half expecting one of those banners trailing behind a light aircraft
February 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There have been so many advancements in dentistry but an extraction is still just someone with pliers applying brute force to a tooth
February 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I bought myself a new shredder and I've been pretending that I'm destroying state secrets instead of letters from hmrc reminding me my tax return is due.
January 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This is George. George will be 18 in April. George is my best friend
January 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Absolutely brilliant!!!!!
Emilia Pérez (2024) ⭐ 6.2 | Comedy, Crime, Drama
2h 12m | R
www.imdb.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's not spoken about enough because it's considered "vulgar" but there's very little in life more satisfying than a really good pooh
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's always good to have a holiday to look forward to, and now I have two! I will be solo travelling to Gibraltar for 4 days in June!!
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Did I imagine it, or did the famous suburban brothel owner known as Madam Cyn run luncheon vouchers?
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm weaning myself off nearly a decade of antidepressants and pregabalin. Down to 20mg from 60mg of Fluoxetine and completely off the pregabalin. Going really well except the world is going to shit and everyone is talking about me.
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm going to Copenhagen in early April. Any suggestions for nice places to visit or cool restaurants? Thank you
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Heinz baked beans and pigs in blankets need to be an year round thing
January 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I've often wondered if hairdressers have a strategy in the event of a client falling ill during a treatment like a colour? The last thing I'd want if I woke up after a heart attack is to find out my hair was fucked.
January 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Controversial opinion but Gremlins 2: The New Batch is better than the original Gremlins
January 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I know I'm late to the show but The Diplomat is just superb!!
January 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM