At 2300 hours last night, as he entered the Gaza strip, the IDF shot down Santa for attempting to deliver aid to Hamas under the guise of "bringing toys to Palestinian children".

Santa and 8 of his reindeer were confirmed dead. Rudolph alone survived and has been captured by Israeli forces.

Nintendo needs to capitalize off the CEO killing and come out with a Mario Bros first person shooter style game where the objective is to break Luigi out of jail.
#Luigi

I had to grind to get this view 😤

Since I've been pardoned I guess I can finally admit that yes. That coke was definitely mine🤣🤣🤣
Someone tell the secret service to give it back!

And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"

(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination

Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.

Finally! A social media platform where I can be myself without all the Maga trolls threatening me! Glad to be here!

So anyway, where da hoes at?
#askingforafriemd
#thefriendisme
#Hunterbiden