Instantly a “where were you when…” canon event. For me, game started on commute home. Head to dinner from South Seattle to Belltown after Carpenter HR. Rivas ties it up as we look for parking. Get seated in top of the 8th. Head home top of 14th. Seated on couch by bottom of 15th 🥵 #GoMs #Mariners

Cal Raleigh, you are magic. Hadn’t even left the house at the first HR and yet I got to witness #60 with two outs in the bottom of the 8th. What a moment

Well that was just about the best game time decision I’ve ever made. Totally worth hauling the kiddos across town and up to the 300 level on a school night. Did anyone else have flashbacks to where you were at these moments in ‘95, ‘97, and ‘01? #GoMs

May the odds be in your favor #FIFA #WorldCup2026

Cripes @soundersfc.com , these exact same seats are almost 4x what they were for the CCL final. Did whomever is setting the prices not learn from Club World Cup? So much for drawing casual fans

All the cool people in Seattle weren’t at a Seahawks preseason game tonight, we were at the Showbox dying of laughter thanks to one Bruce Chandling/Kyle Mooney

Superman was great! And I’m someone who was disappointed when they replaced Henry Cavill and loved Superman and Lois/Arrowverse. Not a perfect movie but felt like a great refresh for DC and perhaps the genre (made me really see how much recent projects have relied so heavily on fan service)

lol Michael Cole can’t even ID the other Tongan brother

Indy, Seattle is with you

And grass on top of turf!

#Friendship was like an #ITYSL sketch if you see the real fallout afterwards, part I Love You Man, part The Cable Guy. Pushes your cringe tolerance. Spit out my water 10 times and cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard.
10 out of fn 10.
Also, dope to see a healthy size audience at my showing

Make this joke every year but on Bluesky, there’s a first time for everything. Happy Tax Day from Irwin R Schyster!

Happy Snow Day Seattle!