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bunshonokai.bsky.social
@bunshonokai.bsky.social
I own cats, and I'm generally here to make bad puns, follow artists so I know when they've got new merch, and maybe have a fun discussion about something profoundly stupid. I don't want to be madder when I log off than when I log on.
Marriage/relationships are like fish, in that there isn't a clear definition, but everyone has their own idea of what they are

Aside from tv/movies which basically force the idea that the only way 2 people have a relationship is between the sheets, everything else is a ploy to get there :rolleyes:
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So it's kind of wild when you sit there and think if I have no refrigeration and no source of heat to cook with what am I going to buy at the store?

And it turns out shelf stable cheap no cook food stuffs are mostly high calorie trash.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Somewhere there's a finance executive wondering why his pants don't fit right because they're trying to figure out how to make mortgages inheritable and inescapable
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sure, what's the worst that could happen :)
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was just looking through fancy advent calenders earlier wondering if they'd ever be worth it :)

www.masterofmalt.com/advent-calen...
www.masterofmalt.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just have each bond be a brainwashed disposable minion used to distract from real agents in the background. They only last a few mission before getting killed or having a breakdown.

There's a guy with a bunch of mag tape reels mix and matching memories like dark city to make 'em /jk
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sorry, I joke, that movies such a big part of Halloween as a kid for me I always get a smile when I see a witch and a skeleton (or mummy) together on Halloween, and I always wonder if the three would regret the price they paid as they got older.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tom Skelton and Jenny look so cute as they got older, I wonder if Ralph and Pip are still celebrating Halloween (/jk)
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
So during the big online fan translations in 2014ish when western fans were translating Chinese webnovels, this whole debate came up, computers just can't translate anything non technical

Like sure it can recognize say, "salted fish" but translating that into a way that westerners understand? Nah
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The fact that a full 43+% of the world capital is held by ~3000 people tells me something is horribly broken.

We need that ducktales monster that eats/hunts the richest person in the world
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm being somewhat facetious / joking but why don't we just get rid of all marriage entirely from legal standpoint. You just need to make it so people can designate beneficiaries and inheritors from legal standpoint, then let people do what they want with regards to labeling thier situation.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Only if you have qualified immunity, in which case it has to be the same sandwich order
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also claiming that the sandwich "exploded" then spontaneously re wrapped itself is a pretty stupid argument
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's like one of those boss fights in a video game with damage transfer to subordinates so you can't alpha strike the boss and bypass the adds
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Never say never" and "there are no cats in America" Live permanently lodged in my brain, I can almost guarantee you that when I have dementia and I'm in a home the nurses will be able to sing just a few notes of those songs and it'll activate me like a sleeper agent to finish it ;)
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Snackrifice
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look at Jethro Bodine, top of his class in Oxford, but not the brightest bulb
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mr. Snake and Doom are relationship goals ;) maybe not 24/7, but who couldn't use a little more of that once in a while /jk
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ah my child, being an adult sometime means feeling sad for *no reason at all* so it's nice to be able to listen to a song and point to it as why.
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's OK, Little Big fat will murp a little song for free :) (hope the foot feels better)
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Can't give you a metaphorical hug over the internet, but I can give you a pic of one of my beasts, thanks for sharing.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Galatea pretending to still be a statue after aphrodite made her real because she's just not into Pygmalion.

Running away as soon as his back is turned because it's too much.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I believe the official plan is to chain the door to the lower decks and let the titanic sink halfway or until there's enough survivors left for the lifeboats
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's the roughly the combined lifetime average earnings of 400-500 people from birth to death

It's 13,300 years of spending 75k a year.

Put into a trust it could pay roughly 2500 people a year 1000$/mo ubi for the rest of time off of dividends alone

It's a lot! Probably to much for any one person
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM