we must study the downfall of the public gumball machine
March 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
we must study the downfall of the public gumball machine
i cannot resist the siren song of a public gumball machine
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i cannot resist the siren song of a public gumball machine
feeling like it may be time to become evil
March 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
feeling like it may be time to become evil
shhhhhhhhh it’s sliced strawberries with sugar on top time
March 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
shhhhhhhhh it’s sliced strawberries with sugar on top time
i just need $500 more at all times
February 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i just need $500 more at all times
croquembouche is a beautiful name for a boy
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
croquembouche is a beautiful name for a boy
i still have my wisdom teeth in my mouth
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i still have my wisdom teeth in my mouth
if you smell my hand you’d be startled by the clementine scent too
February 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
if you smell my hand you’d be startled by the clementine scent too
feel bad when i have clementine fingers my cat doesn’t like it
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
feel bad when i have clementine fingers my cat doesn’t like it
i will individually adjust my objects until i am taken out of here in cuffs
February 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i will individually adjust my objects until i am taken out of here in cuffs
for my new job i have to make animations in after effects which i’ve never used before so im just winging it and creating compositions with so many layers that i would shot to death in 6 states as a criminal
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
for my new job i have to make animations in after effects which i’ve never used before so im just winging it and creating compositions with so many layers that i would shot to death in 6 states as a criminal
shh shh sh i’m imagining the cheydinhall well in my mind
February 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
shh shh sh i’m imagining the cheydinhall well in my mind
i have to believe that columbo wouldn’t let any of this happen
February 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i have to believe that columbo wouldn’t let any of this happen
i love every kind of chowder
February 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i love every kind of chowder
i am describing you as ‘corn-fed’ to my friends
February 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i am describing you as ‘corn-fed’ to my friends
that will be five dollars
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
that will be five dollars
the fruit in my fridge seems shy when i open the door
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
the fruit in my fridge seems shy when i open the door
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do not feed my homunculus he has a lot of allergies
February 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
do not feed my homunculus he has a lot of allergies
guybrush threepwoodesque
January 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
guybrush threepwoodesque
lox cream cheese can i get a hell yea
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
lox cream cheese can i get a hell yea
took phrenological measurements of my cats head and found out she’s genetically superior to me
January 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
took phrenological measurements of my cats head and found out she’s genetically superior to me
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my lemon wedge (scurvy patrol)
January 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my lemon wedge (scurvy patrol)
i can’t believe it’s not scurvy
January 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i can’t believe it’s not scurvy
