Not me picturing toddlers commuting to work...

Best line of the night.

That's...not a lot of miles.

I wonder how any of those Canadian friends will still be friends with Vance after this...

Agreed. Also "clickbait codswollop" is my new favorite phrase so thank you for that.

Doesn't this order technically violate the first amendment?

I stopped shopping at Whole Foods years ago. No regrets. Never looked back.

I'm betting on this going the way their attempt to rename French Fries as Freedom Fries did.

Same. Only tuned in for halftime. I think it'd be fascinating to do a study on the evolution of the halftime show and it's role the greater cultural landscape.