Ryan Burgess
@bunkburgess.bsky.social
Drummer and singer for The Ends. Lover of National Parks and freedom for all y’all. He/him
Fuckin douchebag can’t even keep his cart on the path around the goddamn green.
January 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fuckin douchebag can’t even keep his cart on the path around the goddamn green.
I wasted about $100 of my parents’ money calling the hotline to figure out Metroid.
January 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I wasted about $100 of my parents’ money calling the hotline to figure out Metroid.
Why am I not surprised that he doesn’t understand Tropic Thunder either. World’s most unaware man.
December 28, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Why am I not surprised that he doesn’t understand Tropic Thunder either. World’s most unaware man.
Dammit now I want a cheese dog, thanks Jeremy!
December 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Dammit now I want a cheese dog, thanks Jeremy!
Oh FFS c’mon. You cannot be serious.
December 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Oh FFS c’mon. You cannot be serious.
Hey that’s my buddy Elliott Humphries!
December 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Hey that’s my buddy Elliott Humphries!
Throw the pumpkin at the tree!
December 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Throw the pumpkin at the tree!
Priority 1 - Be a giant fascist dick
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Priority 1 - Be a giant fascist dick
Is this Anakin’s theme from Revenge of the Sith?
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Is this Anakin’s theme from Revenge of the Sith?
One day we’ll refer to this current era as The Gilded Age: Part Duh.
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
One day we’ll refer to this current era as The Gilded Age: Part Duh.
“I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?”
The way I always do.
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?”
December 4, 2024 at 5:50 PM
“I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?”
The way I always do.
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?”
We are hopelessly inundated with absolute morons.
December 3, 2024 at 7:24 PM
We are hopelessly inundated with absolute morons.
JFC please dear God no. We already have Senator Dud, if we elect this woman then I will start the goddamn fire myself.
December 2, 2024 at 3:44 PM
JFC please dear God no. We already have Senator Dud, if we elect this woman then I will start the goddamn fire myself.
So he’s just supposed to leave his son open to further persecution by Trump simply because his last name is Biden? It’s the right thing to do regardless of how it looks. Any sane person would be worried for their child’s life under the incoming administration.
December 2, 2024 at 2:29 AM
So he’s just supposed to leave his son open to further persecution by Trump simply because his last name is Biden? It’s the right thing to do regardless of how it looks. Any sane person would be worried for their child’s life under the incoming administration.
This is quite accurate, any cast with Bob Mortimer is a winner every time.
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
This is quite accurate, any cast with Bob Mortimer is a winner every time.
Why is this canyon trying to preserve me in carbonite?
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Why is this canyon trying to preserve me in carbonite?