Slippery Dan
@bummerdan.bsky.social
Lawyers Guns and Money
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Lawyers Guns and Money
Petrino is also Henry VIII bc he too injured himself falling off his ride
September 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Petrino is also Henry VIII bc he too injured himself falling off his ride
Liam is talking about a shark named mark. These guys shred
September 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Liam is talking about a shark named mark. These guys shred
Reporting in from the rose bowl
September 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Reporting in from the rose bowl
She was awesome. Also weird marriages
July 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
She was awesome. Also weird marriages
Can you blow me where the pampers is
June 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can you blow me where the pampers is
Only thing I’d add: if your mom is like mine she has a vase for every occasion. Put your $ in the plants, get a bouquet
May 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Only thing I’d add: if your mom is like mine she has a vase for every occasion. Put your $ in the plants, get a bouquet
Your method is fool proof! She likes oranges and blues, then let the pros go to town
February 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Your method is fool proof! She likes oranges and blues, then let the pros go to town
I celebrated by calling my nieces dingleberry the elder and dingleberry the younger on all of their gift tags
December 25, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I celebrated by calling my nieces dingleberry the elder and dingleberry the younger on all of their gift tags
Miss u beef obradys bowl menu
December 10, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Miss u beef obradys bowl menu
Males lived tens of thousands of years in the future
November 17, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Males lived tens of thousands of years in the future
How come the vets haven’t talked to Podz about his haircut, where’s the leadership?!
November 9, 2024 at 2:16 AM
How come the vets haven’t talked to Podz about his haircut, where’s the leadership?!
Congrats from an anonymous fan! Hope this helps
December 29, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Congrats from an anonymous fan! Hope this helps