I can't read what it says, can you tell me?
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I can't read what it says, can you tell me?
What did you say behind my back?
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
What did you say behind my back?
Fartin' up a storm in the kitchen.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fartin' up a storm in the kitchen.
Like a big ol' tangerine.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Like a big ol' tangerine.
Wishful thinking wearing a speedo as underwear (not a chance of swimming in this weather).
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Wishful thinking wearing a speedo as underwear (not a chance of swimming in this weather).
Velvet cheeks.
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Velvet cheeks.
Pick my wrestler name (doesn't have to be Batman-related, these are just today's pants).
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pick my wrestler name (doesn't have to be Batman-related, these are just today's pants).
Face ready.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Face ready.
In case you wanted to see what underwear I'm wearing today.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In case you wanted to see what underwear I'm wearing today.
Flotation devices.
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Flotation devices.
Olive green.
October 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Olive green.
PhD in blasting faces.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
PhD in blasting faces.
On your marks.
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
On your marks.
Another day, another rough time for a stress ball.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Another day, another rough time for a stress ball.
Forgot my belt this morning. Currently out in public sagging with zebra-print briefs.
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Forgot my belt this morning. Currently out in public sagging with zebra-print briefs.
Kneading the dough.
October 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Kneading the dough.
How's my profile looking?
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How's my profile looking?
Sounds just like a motorbike.
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sounds just like a motorbike.