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Biden combating misinformation with his Disinformation Governance Board = bad
Trump spreading disinformation with the official White House website = good
The MAGA mindless zombie apocalypse is real.
Trump spreading disinformation with the official White House website = good
The MAGA mindless zombie apocalypse is real.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Biden combating misinformation with his Disinformation Governance Board = bad
Trump spreading disinformation with the official White House website = good
The MAGA mindless zombie apocalypse is real.
Trump spreading disinformation with the official White House website = good
The MAGA mindless zombie apocalypse is real.
I could guess what the initials CPA stood for, but I'd probably be banned from Bluesky.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I could guess what the initials CPA stood for, but I'd probably be banned from Bluesky.
Meanwhile, the Washington Post forced its fact checker out of the company after 14 years just to appease Trump and further enrich Jeff Bezos.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Meanwhile, the Washington Post forced its fact checker out of the company after 14 years just to appease Trump and further enrich Jeff Bezos.
If they hit Jordan Bardella with milk tomorrow and butter the next day, we'll know they were only making a souffle.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If they hit Jordan Bardella with milk tomorrow and butter the next day, we'll know they were only making a souffle.
MAGA is against Cancel Culture but pro-Cancel the lives of your own lefty children culture.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
MAGA is against Cancel Culture but pro-Cancel the lives of your own lefty children culture.
Suggesting Pope Leo is capable of violence is terrible. Everyone knows his bishops are the enforcers.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Suggesting Pope Leo is capable of violence is terrible. Everyone knows his bishops are the enforcers.
Trump is ending the War on Christmas in Venezuela, too. Now people will be able to say “Merry Christmas” as they dodge the bombs, without fear of being canceled.
Little known fact: Jesus always started his wars in December to celebrate his upcoming birthday.
Little known fact: Jesus always started his wars in December to celebrate his upcoming birthday.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Trump is ending the War on Christmas in Venezuela, too. Now people will be able to say “Merry Christmas” as they dodge the bombs, without fear of being canceled.
Little known fact: Jesus always started his wars in December to celebrate his upcoming birthday.
Little known fact: Jesus always started his wars in December to celebrate his upcoming birthday.
Also, Imagine going to an Ivy League college so you could become the Washington Post's chief investigative reporter for fart walking. They'll have to wait another 30 years before they can reveal the identity of "Deep Toot."
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Also, Imagine going to an Ivy League college so you could become the Washington Post's chief investigative reporter for fart walking. They'll have to wait another 30 years before they can reveal the identity of "Deep Toot."
One phrase you'll never hear from Pluribus's The Others: "I need some alone time."
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
One phrase you'll never hear from Pluribus's The Others: "I need some alone time."
Someone needs to tell Karoline Leavitt that Dancing with the Stars doesn’t have a limbo round so she can stop trying to see how low she can go.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Someone needs to tell Karoline Leavitt that Dancing with the Stars doesn’t have a limbo round so she can stop trying to see how low she can go.
Cocaine never has a moment. At best, it has a nanosecond that ends in a panic attack.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cocaine never has a moment. At best, it has a nanosecond that ends in a panic attack.
"Critics have likened the New York Times to a Trump propaganda machine, while others have chalked it up to the cowardice of journalists trying to avoid a Trump lawsuit."
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Critics have likened the New York Times to a Trump propaganda machine, while others have chalked it up to the cowardice of journalists trying to avoid a Trump lawsuit."
Gold is Trump's architectural condiment. He thinks dumping it all over everything like ketchup somehow improves the taste.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gold is Trump's architectural condiment. He thinks dumping it all over everything like ketchup somehow improves the taste.
Obviously, neither outcome would happen. Any psychiatrist diagnosing Trump as mentally ill would be instantly deported to Uganda, and the insurance company agreeing to pay for his treatment would instead give Trump 20 million dollars and declare that he's the sanest president in U.S. history.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Obviously, neither outcome would happen. Any psychiatrist diagnosing Trump as mentally ill would be instantly deported to Uganda, and the insurance company agreeing to pay for his treatment would instead give Trump 20 million dollars and declare that he's the sanest president in U.S. history.
May the children of MAGA one day use their beloved slurs against their own parents.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
May the children of MAGA one day use their beloved slurs against their own parents.
I can't wait for our national corporate media to not ask Trump a single question about this pardon.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I can't wait for our national corporate media to not ask Trump a single question about this pardon.
Mob Loan Shark: "My clients understand that occasionally having their kneecaps broken is just the cost of doing business with me."
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mob Loan Shark: "My clients understand that occasionally having their kneecaps broken is just the cost of doing business with me."
The only way to get to the truth is to take them into separate rooms and interrogate them individually, otherwise they'll get their stories together and blame the cat.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The only way to get to the truth is to take them into separate rooms and interrogate them individually, otherwise they'll get their stories together and blame the cat.
Ordering soldiers to blatantly murder people and risk being charged with war crimes along with you isn't "having their backs."
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ordering soldiers to blatantly murder people and risk being charged with war crimes along with you isn't "having their backs."
I'll know for a fact that ChatGPT is actually conscious when it tells me I'm such a downer that it doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'll know for a fact that ChatGPT is actually conscious when it tells me I'm such a downer that it doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Former and active duty military servicemen have committed mass murders, the most recent of which saw a veteran drive into a Mormon chapel, kill 2 and injure 8, before setting the building on fire. But I don't see Trump and MAGA calling for the disbanding of the military because of those people.
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Former and active duty military servicemen have committed mass murders, the most recent of which saw a veteran drive into a Mormon chapel, kill 2 and injure 8, before setting the building on fire. But I don't see Trump and MAGA calling for the disbanding of the military because of those people.
Tantrum Masculinity is common in the Trump administration, from Trump, to Hegseth, to Miller, etc. This is presented as exhibiting strength, but imagine what the national, corporate media and Trump supporters would be saying if Democratic women filled these positions and behaved this way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Tantrum Masculinity is common in the Trump administration, from Trump, to Hegseth, to Miller, etc. This is presented as exhibiting strength, but imagine what the national, corporate media and Trump supporters would be saying if Democratic women filled these positions and behaved this way.
The people who spent decades decrying the culture's negative impact on the psychological health of children are supporting the most ethically, morally, and criminally corrupt president in our history, someone who is a pathologically lying bully.
But yeah, drag shows are the problem, right?
But yeah, drag shows are the problem, right?
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The people who spent decades decrying the culture's negative impact on the psychological health of children are supporting the most ethically, morally, and criminally corrupt president in our history, someone who is a pathologically lying bully.
But yeah, drag shows are the problem, right?
But yeah, drag shows are the problem, right?
We'll know for sure that Pope Leo is just messing with us if he starts next year's international tour on April 5th at Easter Island.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We'll know for sure that Pope Leo is just messing with us if he starts next year's international tour on April 5th at Easter Island.
Maybe a bunch of desperate right-wingers fighting for a seat at the table to try and snag a viral moment like six-year-olds diving for fallen pinata candy isn't the best debate format.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Maybe a bunch of desperate right-wingers fighting for a seat at the table to try and snag a viral moment like six-year-olds diving for fallen pinata candy isn't the best debate format.