Shelly C
@bumblesfell.bsky.social
A basic human, lover of animals, nature, girlie stuff, old furniture, books, the lost art of wit and sarcasm, gardening/horticulture,laughing and simple shit that makes you happy
Same, gf…same. I keep praying for that one gristly cheeseburger to lodge so deeply in that fat, red, wattled gulet of his that even if Godzilla himself did the Heimlich it wouldn’t pop out. One fucking cheeseburger. 🍔
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Same, gf…same. I keep praying for that one gristly cheeseburger to lodge so deeply in that fat, red, wattled gulet of his that even if Godzilla himself did the Heimlich it wouldn’t pop out. One fucking cheeseburger. 🍔
For the love of god, can they at least blend the orange over his furry-ass ears? They are glowing! 😳
February 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
For the love of god, can they at least blend the orange over his furry-ass ears? They are glowing! 😳
Omg, this is great …you know that orange anus is going to blow a head gasket over this. I think if we flooded him with Musk is the “real leader” it would lead to a very bad breakup.
February 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Omg, this is great …you know that orange anus is going to blow a head gasket over this. I think if we flooded him with Musk is the “real leader” it would lead to a very bad breakup.
Still have the best stuff
February 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Still have the best stuff
I keep waiting for his orange ass to burst into flames upon entering a church. No luck so far 😕
February 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I keep waiting for his orange ass to burst into flames upon entering a church. No luck so far 😕