My first thought was, “just how big were those sandwiches?”

(Yes, yes, I know that’s not remotely what happened. I have to find what levity I can amongst the horrors, alright?)

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This is so wrong. They’re just openly laughing at us.

Luigi can’t be the only Mario Brother trying to save the kingdom. You’re a team. Your princess is not in another castle: we need you here, and we need you now.

#squidgame #dystopia #capitalism #makeceosafraidagain

Did Haley seriously just put an ad on the public message board seeking a 🍆 …
You know what, that’s fair, and 750g is 750g. 🤷🏻💰

(My OC! I was too lazy to upload the proper screenshot I took 🤷🏻)

#stardew #stardewvalley #meme #videogames #🍆

When two monsters meet in the wild, the bigger monster eats the smaller monster.
Beware, dearies. The hunger cannot be sated.
It only ever grows.

The May Day bouquets are a little late this year, but I hope they might bring some folks joy. The wizened ladies especially tend to enjoy them so. #friendlyneighbourhoodweirdo

One of my achievements is bugged. ;_;

#stardew #sadness

Toothless, our void cat, being floofy #catsofbluesky #blueskycats

Dorian had to have a cracked canine removed before the shelter could adopt him out. His lip sometimes gets caught where his tooth used to be, which allows for amazingly irate expressions. He’s usually a cutie bug, but here is his grumble-face after being told it’s not time for dinner yet.

Toothless helping with laundry on a previous #Caturday #cats

Here is a throwback to when Dorian tried and failed to be a brave boy at the vet after he had to get his blood drawn. Contrary to his claims at the time, the bandage did not in fact kill him and after this photo was immediately removed by the vet to help calm him down. #Caturday #cats

Time to spread the love of Dorian this #Caturday. Here he is, high as a kite and looking adorable. #cats

Why does he now remind me of Beat Takeshi

Every day I get more and more disappointed that this hasn’t become a popular slur for jingoistic Americans

Toothless has decided to “hide” under the dog’s bed a couple of times this morning. I’m pretty sure that he thinks that if he can’t see us, then we can’t see him. He’s not very bright, but he’s an extremely sweet kitty.

I have one of those too! He looks like a nebelung but has secret stripes on his paws

This comic sums up the film surprisingly succinctly

Dorian is doing overtime while I’m sick. Good boy.