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Karl Ohliger 🦖🦕
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"Who was that strange little man?"

He/him. Fan of Transformers and Doctor Who, collector of action figures, and enthusiast for all things prehistoric.
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He's racist and sexist, but he's totally not a fan of slavery.
Allosaurus had never seen such bullshit before.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
From left to right, Kevin Levin, Ben Tennyson, and Gwen Tennyson from the Ben 10 franchise.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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An Allosaurus looks visibly distressed as it gives you the side-eye.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Me if I ever enter this store:
I am petting the cat's tummy
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Happy Doctor Who Day, Doctor! Thanks for saving the universe, and for the incredible television and audio plays you've starred in!
Karl, dressed as the Doctor, stands between Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant. Nicola and Karl are doing the Doctor Who hand-stretch, while Colin points the Sonic Lance.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I saw a movie about that once...
Screencap from Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. A giant toddler in a yellow shirt and red overalls strolls through a city block with neon signs all around him. Miniscule in comparison to the kid, normal sized people are fleeing in terror.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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But how do you feel about Argentinosaurus?
Argentinosaurus from Chased By Dinosaurs
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton, "Wyrex", shows evidence of having survived having most of its tail ripped off. While it's not clear how it functioned after suffering such a devastating injury, it's good evidence that Tyrannosaurus and other non-avian dinosaurs had remarkable healing abilities.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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A very upset looking Allosaurus gives you the side-eye
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Three panels from a Transformers comic. Optimus Prime pulls off his head with a "SKRAK" and throws it into a swamp, so that it may sink into the mud and be submerged forever.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The bewildered face of Peter Davison edited onto the head of a Cyberman.
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The snake does not like what it can see. Neither does Arthropleura. It is enough to put off even an Indricothere.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Love the BOTM Tyrannosaurus rex. It's the pride of my dinosaur collection, has been since it came into my house and dethroned Hammond Collection Rexy.
A family of Tyrannosaurus rex are on the prowl.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Optimus Prime is horrified.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The snake does not like what it can see. Neither does Arthropleura. It is enough to put off even an Indricothere.
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Torosaurus, extra rare
An adult Tyrannosaurus tears into a Torosaurus drumstick, while a teenager samples the meat around the neck. Another adult T. rex in the distance keeps an eye peeled for other flesh eaters in case they take an interest in the kill.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Fighting for kids to starve, certainly...
Was Most Grotesque Animal. THIS GUY Is A Freak Of Nature.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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My Misty also responds to "Squeak", "Bean", and "Lovely Girl".
Misty gets her tummy rubbed
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I think a lot of my favorite characters are like that.
Bumblebee from Transformers Every incarnation of the Doctor from Doctor Who. Top row, left to right, is William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, and Peter Davison Middle row, left to right, is Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, and David Tennant Bottom row, left to right, is Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, Jodie Whitaker, David Tennant (again), and Ncuti Gatwa Ben Tennyson from Ben 10: Omniverse, though I enjoy him across all his franchise. Spider-Man from Marvel Comics
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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No one's talking about the ape agenda.
One news reporting chimpanzee asks another ape, "So is the only solution to reject civilization and return to monkey?" The primate being interviewed replies solemnly with, "So it seems. So it seems."
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Waaaay ahead of you.
The Beasts of the Mesozoic Tyrannosaurus rex 1/18 scale adult and juvenile, as the 1/35 scale T. rex figures post victoriously over the body of the Torosaurus latus from the same line.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Allosaurus had never seen such bullshit before.
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Whampire from Ben 10 Omniverse
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Very cute baby. Here's my goofus.
Misty on her side with her head between her paws, resting comfortably. Alas, some kind of hideous pink ape has roused the feline from her slumber with tummy pets. Rest assured, he will face a reckoning...
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Was Most Grotesque Animal This Guy Is A Freak Of Nature.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM