I swear to God if this bitch at urgent doesn't stop asking how long it's gonna be, I am going to start a communist revolution in Cambodia! But I'll base all my ideas on the lucky charms guy!

2005 Honda civic with a v8 or a few thousand whipits

I'm taking big runny dumps at the dmv, I'm sick of those goddamn fascists taking my money and spending it on mighty beans

Dunkin donuts? More like Dunkin my nuts in a pot of hot nacho cheese at petco Park! Amiright fellow deadheads?

Arby's should rebrand as a pussy eating educational institution, would probably put BYU out of business

I got invited to this app through a fb group that discusses the pros and cons of smegma, does anyone have experience in tax fraud?