The Bullpen Ghost
@bullpenghost.bsky.social
Satire/Parody by salty Royals fan. Based in Asia. Offering unsolicited advice on baseball and life. Occasionally dunk on other sports.
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
This is a wild thumbnail in Bottom 3rd down 3-0 showing Dodgers celebrating
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is a wild thumbnail in Bottom 3rd down 3-0 showing Dodgers celebrating
I have to wait until I’m 93 for another Royals title? Ehh, I’m already dead so what does it matter?
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I have to wait until I’m 93 for another Royals title? Ehh, I’m already dead so what does it matter?
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Unusual placement for truck nuts 🤨
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Unusual placement for truck nuts 🤨
Hits (+) and Errors (-) should count in the score. So that means the @brewers.com are winning
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hits (+) and Errors (-) should count in the score. So that means the @brewers.com are winning
Denkinger, Buckner, Maier
Yes, I know the Maier play was in the ALCS but still
Yes, I know the Maier play was in the ALCS but still
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Denkinger, Buckner, Maier
Yes, I know the Maier play was in the ALCS but still
Yes, I know the Maier play was in the ALCS but still
FS1 just showed the 2025 version of “the ball’s too high” guys from the first Major League movie
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
FS1 just showed the 2025 version of “the ball’s too high” guys from the first Major League movie
Apparently I should bitch more often
October 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Apparently I should bitch more often
My picture is crooked AF but it seems we have a Canadian feed on the closed captions
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My picture is crooked AF but it seems we have a Canadian feed on the closed captions
Gotta admit that’s cool seating
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gotta admit that’s cool seating
Hungry (for strikeouts) like a wolf
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hungry (for strikeouts) like a wolf
The looks almost as bad as the original Ronald McDonald (Willard Scott)
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The looks almost as bad as the original Ronald McDonald (Willard Scott)
Jumpspeak’s “commute” slide is intense af
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jumpspeak’s “commute” slide is intense af
Yeah baseball has some bad team names but how about:
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah baseball has some bad team names but how about:
I could tell you but then I’d have to k!ll you
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I could tell you but then I’d have to k!ll you
Abe “Knuckeball” Schwartz cameo
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Abe “Knuckeball” Schwartz cameo
#NashvilleSC wins the #USOpenCup for the first major league professional championship in Tennessee state history
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
#NashvilleSC wins the #USOpenCup for the first major league professional championship in Tennessee state history
The War of the Sons of Light Against the Sons of Darkness
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The War of the Sons of Light Against the Sons of Darkness
