In his own words: “For 33 hours, I was praying that if this had to happen here, that it wouldn't be one of us — that somebody drove from another state, somebody came from another country… Sadly, that prayer was not answered the way I hoped for.”
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They can just use this one:

A simple Google search shows us that NC (where I am) has more people than LA County. We have plenty of reasons to fight back, but basic facts should be accepted.

By *definition*, that's not a census:

Such an eloquent Statesman. You really can draw a line from the great orators of the past straight to Trump! Who doesn't feel their heart swell with pride and patriotism every time he crafts another speech for the ages!

Except... We still have work to do.

That sucks for Derrick van Orden... I bet he was really looking forward to it. Instead, Trump announced the Temu version!

What stage of capitalism is this, again?

Ahem... *Emerald mines*