every time i go to costco all i can think and talk about for the next hour is costco does anybody else do this

fine, i’ll join the rockies front office.

taco’s baby

we have to buy tacos for the padres now

Ubaldo Jiménez
Pitcher
Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2017
BAL - CLE - COL

rockies win percentage from march-may: .155
rockies win percentage during pride month: .466

if i was a better person, being a rockies fan would have caused me to feel joy and gratitude for a 9th-inning comeback away game, but INSTEAD they microwaved my brain into this weird guy at the bar who bums everybody out by being like “you guys ever think about the nature of hope”

I think the Rockies should be allowed to quit the season if they want to

I think the Rockies are gonna lose 100 before they win 20