Attention Whore
@bulbousking.bsky.social
What if we made out during the eclipse
April 5, 2024 at 3:36 PM
What if we made out during the eclipse
“I only do coke on Sundays now”
April 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
“I only do coke on Sundays now”
Got the worst STD
We got Folie á Deux
We got Folie á Deux
April 3, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Got the worst STD
We got Folie á Deux
We got Folie á Deux
My stomach loudly gurgling is scaring away the hoes
March 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
My stomach loudly gurgling is scaring away the hoes
My friends in an intense discussion:
“Is squirt pee?”
Me:
“I don’t think so. It’s mostly high fructose corn syrup”
“Is squirt pee?”
Me:
“I don’t think so. It’s mostly high fructose corn syrup”
March 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
My friends in an intense discussion:
“Is squirt pee?”
Me:
“I don’t think so. It’s mostly high fructose corn syrup”
“Is squirt pee?”
Me:
“I don’t think so. It’s mostly high fructose corn syrup”
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Hey Jake text me when you see this. Thx
March 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Hey Jake text me when you see this. Thx
Saw a tiddie tonight. My first one
February 29, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Saw a tiddie tonight. My first one
Two lovers
Forbidden from one another
Forbidden from one another
February 29, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Two lovers
Forbidden from one another
Forbidden from one another
You’ve got a pretty kind of dirty face
February 25, 2024 at 2:35 AM
You’ve got a pretty kind of dirty face
Eye fatigue? Nah, Peepers eepy
February 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Eye fatigue? Nah, Peepers eepy
*crumples up desk top computer to start the weekend*
I am so fucking fired
I am so fucking fired
February 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
*crumples up desk top computer to start the weekend*
I am so fucking fired
I am so fucking fired
In your girl’s DMs like “Give him up for Lent”
February 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
In your girl’s DMs like “Give him up for Lent”
I don’t care about your star sign
What did you give up for Lent?
What did you give up for Lent?
February 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I don’t care about your star sign
What did you give up for Lent?
What did you give up for Lent?
Whomst hot and wanna come over and watch me scream Wrecking Ball into my cat brush?
February 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Whomst hot and wanna come over and watch me scream Wrecking Ball into my cat brush?
Someone get me some Narcan bc I’m about to overdose on that Fenty!!!!
*completes order off Rihanna’s clothing line site*
*completes order off Rihanna’s clothing line site*
February 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Someone get me some Narcan bc I’m about to overdose on that Fenty!!!!
*completes order off Rihanna’s clothing line site*
*completes order off Rihanna’s clothing line site*
Ascared of literally everything but brave
February 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Ascared of literally everything but brave
They’re losing their Marlboros
February 15, 2024 at 4:30 PM
They’re losing their Marlboros
About to go to war (giving friend advice)
February 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
About to go to war (giving friend advice)
My Bbygrl (me) got me the best Valentine’s Day gift
February 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
My Bbygrl (me) got me the best Valentine’s Day gift
She Fettuccinis my Alfredo until I Dinner
February 14, 2024 at 6:58 PM
She Fettuccinis my Alfredo until I Dinner
I guess it’s fuck Ash Wednesday this year, huh?
February 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I guess it’s fuck Ash Wednesday this year, huh?
This meeting could have been besos
February 14, 2024 at 5:12 AM
This meeting could have been besos
A freckle on the nose of life’s complexion
February 13, 2024 at 3:19 PM
A freckle on the nose of life’s complexion
WHO THE FUCK KNOCKED LANA OVER!?!?
February 12, 2024 at 3:51 AM
WHO THE FUCK KNOCKED LANA OVER!?!?