thrice-cooked potatoes WEAK I am eating duodecuple-cooked potatoes I am eating charcoal oh no my tooths' enamel
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
thrice-cooked potatoes WEAK I am eating duodecuple-cooked potatoes I am eating charcoal oh no my tooths' enamel
gurning championship entrants vs those instagram face yoga ppl
no survivors
no survivors
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
gurning championship entrants vs those instagram face yoga ppl
no survivors
no survivors
Reposted by buhbeanie
Not now Australia!
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Not now Australia!
Amaranthus is a type of worm on a string
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Amaranthus is a type of worm on a string
I am always watching season 1 of The Terror and I believe if you have not seen season 1 of The Terror you should rectify that.
November 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I am always watching season 1 of The Terror and I believe if you have not seen season 1 of The Terror you should rectify that.
permission to treat the witness as a lil bich
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
permission to treat the witness as a lil bich
Hey boardgame fans. Got a new one. When playing Wavelength, instead of normal gameplay, plot where Waluigi falls based on the clue. We call it Wahvluengthi.
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hey boardgame fans. Got a new one. When playing Wavelength, instead of normal gameplay, plot where Waluigi falls based on the clue. We call it Wahvluengthi.
(me trying to explain why I love water chestnuts so much)
imagine, if you will, that a crayon was kinda crunspy
imagine, if you will, that a crayon was kinda crunspy
September 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
(me trying to explain why I love water chestnuts so much)
imagine, if you will, that a crayon was kinda crunspy
imagine, if you will, that a crayon was kinda crunspy
Got my minifringe back and can't stop singing 'cunty little fringe! cun-ty lit-tle fringe!' to the tune of 'funky little shack!' B-52s style
September 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Got my minifringe back and can't stop singing 'cunty little fringe! cun-ty lit-tle fringe!' to the tune of 'funky little shack!' B-52s style
Was so confused why The Goofy Movie was giving me such bad anxiety. Then I remembered I messed up my meds schedule this week. WAY more sense now.
August 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Was so confused why The Goofy Movie was giving me such bad anxiety. Then I remembered I messed up my meds schedule this week. WAY more sense now.
Ah yes, those famous words from the bible 'I need to watch Robocop'
June 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Ah yes, those famous words from the bible 'I need to watch Robocop'
THEY'VE UNSOUPED MY DUMPLING
April 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
THEY'VE UNSOUPED MY DUMPLING
I dislike the search I have to do after my phone updates — what options do I now have to toggle?
Sometimes, it seems I get a treat. Phone made a 'handwriting' photo album. Mostly comic strips, calligraphy. It included the photo I took of a dumpster by the taco spot with 'jorkin it' graffitoed on.
Sometimes, it seems I get a treat. Phone made a 'handwriting' photo album. Mostly comic strips, calligraphy. It included the photo I took of a dumpster by the taco spot with 'jorkin it' graffitoed on.
March 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I dislike the search I have to do after my phone updates — what options do I now have to toggle?
Sometimes, it seems I get a treat. Phone made a 'handwriting' photo album. Mostly comic strips, calligraphy. It included the photo I took of a dumpster by the taco spot with 'jorkin it' graffitoed on.
Sometimes, it seems I get a treat. Phone made a 'handwriting' photo album. Mostly comic strips, calligraphy. It included the photo I took of a dumpster by the taco spot with 'jorkin it' graffitoed on.
‘If they thanos snap (discontinue) any more of my safe foods’
February 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
‘If they thanos snap (discontinue) any more of my safe foods’
Got taken for an emotional früche rollercoaster ride
February 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Got taken for an emotional früche rollercoaster ride
Irresponsible boston fern husbandry
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Irresponsible boston fern husbandry
The Magician’s mishegoss. The magiciagoss.
February 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The Magician’s mishegoss. The magiciagoss.
Eyelashes is baleen for fringe trim offcuts
January 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Eyelashes is baleen for fringe trim offcuts
Accidentally opened an egg longthways this morning.
January 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Accidentally opened an egg longthways this morning.
It’d be optimal if I didn’t find the sunscreen blistex so entirely delicious.
January 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It’d be optimal if I didn’t find the sunscreen blistex so entirely delicious.
I can't explain why, but I think 'ikea' should be on emotion identification wheels
January 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I can't explain why, but I think 'ikea' should be on emotion identification wheels
Once I went to a house party. Someone I didn't know showed up with a plate of cooked halloumi and placed it on the table. We ate halloumi together and she said 'wanna see my Vegeta art' and showed me her drawings of Vegeta. I never saw her again. One-time friend, I miss you.
December 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Once I went to a house party. Someone I didn't know showed up with a plate of cooked halloumi and placed it on the table. We ate halloumi together and she said 'wanna see my Vegeta art' and showed me her drawings of Vegeta. I never saw her again. One-time friend, I miss you.
If someone has already agreed with a statement via 'ditto', you may use 'thritto'.
November 10, 2024 at 10:38 PM
If someone has already agreed with a statement via 'ditto', you may use 'thritto'.
housemate has started saying 'forgettio spaghettio' when I forget something
November 8, 2024 at 9:19 AM
housemate has started saying 'forgettio spaghettio' when I forget something
Online merchant: your refund will appear in 3-5 days
Me, shaking my fist in the air, old-guy-from-ep-1-of-adventure-time voice: ‘gimme back ma diamonds’
Me, shaking my fist in the air, old-guy-from-ep-1-of-adventure-time voice: ‘gimme back ma diamonds’
November 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Online merchant: your refund will appear in 3-5 days
Me, shaking my fist in the air, old-guy-from-ep-1-of-adventure-time voice: ‘gimme back ma diamonds’
Me, shaking my fist in the air, old-guy-from-ep-1-of-adventure-time voice: ‘gimme back ma diamonds’