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· Nov 19
I’ve always wanted a pet anteater, but I can’t figure out what to feed it
Bugs Bunny: the original Socrates
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Bugs Bunny: the original Socrates
The far future…
“Hey, what do you do for work?”
“Oh, I just man the gatling gun on a space ship.”
“Oh, fair. Let me guess… McDonald’s?”
“Hey, what do you do for work?”
“Oh, I just man the gatling gun on a space ship.”
“Oh, fair. Let me guess… McDonald’s?”
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The far future…
“Hey, what do you do for work?”
“Oh, I just man the gatling gun on a space ship.”
“Oh, fair. Let me guess… McDonald’s?”
“Hey, what do you do for work?”
“Oh, I just man the gatling gun on a space ship.”
“Oh, fair. Let me guess… McDonald’s?”
No, autocorrect, I don’t know a “Carrie” at all. I’m not trying to type “Carrie’s” whenever I type “carries.” Thank you
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No, autocorrect, I don’t know a “Carrie” at all. I’m not trying to type “Carrie’s” whenever I type “carries.” Thank you
“But chief, why is our town built surrounded by a bunch of places with high-level enemies?”
“Because if a hero goes on an epic adventure, we want to be their last stop since it’s good tourism revenue.”
“Because if a hero goes on an epic adventure, we want to be their last stop since it’s good tourism revenue.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“But chief, why is our town built surrounded by a bunch of places with high-level enemies?”
“Because if a hero goes on an epic adventure, we want to be their last stop since it’s good tourism revenue.”
“Because if a hero goes on an epic adventure, we want to be their last stop since it’s good tourism revenue.”
You don’t likely remember your first words, and you certainly won’t remember your last
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You don’t likely remember your first words, and you certainly won’t remember your last
“You’re so sweet to me, what the hell?” is my new favorite thing said to me by a drive-thru cashier
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“You’re so sweet to me, what the hell?” is my new favorite thing said to me by a drive-thru cashier
“Hey girl, wanna cyber?”
Sam Elliot AI-generated voice: “The CyberTruck - made by incels, for incels.”
Sam Elliot AI-generated voice: “The CyberTruck - made by incels, for incels.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Hey girl, wanna cyber?”
Sam Elliot AI-generated voice: “The CyberTruck - made by incels, for incels.”
Sam Elliot AI-generated voice: “The CyberTruck - made by incels, for incels.”
Space would be pretty fucking beautiful if it was well-lit
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Space would be pretty fucking beautiful if it was well-lit
What do you think is more dry: Ben Shapiro’s wife, or Erika Kirk’s handkerchief?
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What do you think is more dry: Ben Shapiro’s wife, or Erika Kirk’s handkerchief?
I’m trying to make AI algorithms imitate the human mind, we’ve instead turned the human mind on a sociological level into an algorithm
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m trying to make AI algorithms imitate the human mind, we’ve instead turned the human mind on a sociological level into an algorithm
Why hasn’t AI been used to make something useful like a prostate milking farm commercial?
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why hasn’t AI been used to make something useful like a prostate milking farm commercial?
Even if Trump’s mouth wasn’t that great, I bet Clinton didn’t last longer than a stick of Fruit Stripe gum
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Even if Trump’s mouth wasn’t that great, I bet Clinton didn’t last longer than a stick of Fruit Stripe gum
Dogball: A True Underdodge Story
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dogball: A True Underdodge Story
Carjacking in LA? Why would you want to pay more parking fees like that?
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Carjacking in LA? Why would you want to pay more parking fees like that?
I’ve always followed the rule of never breaking two laws at the same time, so I just keep a body in my trunk and that helps me obey the speed limit
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’ve always followed the rule of never breaking two laws at the same time, so I just keep a body in my trunk and that helps me obey the speed limit
Anyone who is non-binary and dating someone else who isn’t the same flavor of NB is automatically in a straight relationship because you’re each different genders. I don’t make the rules, but if I did, they would be the same.
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anyone who is non-binary and dating someone else who isn’t the same flavor of NB is automatically in a straight relationship because you’re each different genders. I don’t make the rules, but if I did, they would be the same.
We should give separate ratings for “snipe chips” (chips you just grab one of occasionally as you pass by the bag) and “binge chips” (chips that get more addictive as you eat them).
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We should give separate ratings for “snipe chips” (chips you just grab one of occasionally as you pass by the bag) and “binge chips” (chips that get more addictive as you eat them).
George Lucas, Sasha Gray, and Gaspar Noe are all masters of the Anticlimax
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
George Lucas, Sasha Gray, and Gaspar Noe are all masters of the Anticlimax
The way to a woman’s heart is through her prostate.
If you think, “wait, I’m not sure you have that anatomy correct,” then you just haven’t been looking hard enough.
If you think, “wait, I’m not sure you have that anatomy correct,” then you just haven’t been looking hard enough.
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The way to a woman’s heart is through her prostate.
If you think, “wait, I’m not sure you have that anatomy correct,” then you just haven’t been looking hard enough.
If you think, “wait, I’m not sure you have that anatomy correct,” then you just haven’t been looking hard enough.
It’s too bad that gay people don’t exist irl. I love them as a concept in media so much
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s too bad that gay people don’t exist irl. I love them as a concept in media so much
Clearly America just needs to continue its trend of adding a letter to the name of activists who make massive progress for a marginalized group. MLK, followed by Milk - for trans liberation, we need to rally behind someone named Milky
September 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Clearly America just needs to continue its trend of adding a letter to the name of activists who make massive progress for a marginalized group. MLK, followed by Milk - for trans liberation, we need to rally behind someone named Milky
It’s wild to me how so many people think that marginalized groups get propagandized by media targeted toward them rather than that media being intensely relatable to us and the feelings and experiences we go through from upbringing to adult life.
September 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s wild to me how so many people think that marginalized groups get propagandized by media targeted toward them rather than that media being intensely relatable to us and the feelings and experiences we go through from upbringing to adult life.
Goblincore is just lagenlook with fewer steps
September 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Goblincore is just lagenlook with fewer steps
At least *Weapons* finally gave us Thanos vs Wong
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
At least *Weapons* finally gave us Thanos vs Wong
Why does it feel like human history has always been a simple scale weighing white feelings vs marginalized lives
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Why does it feel like human history has always been a simple scale weighing white feelings vs marginalized lives