One of the kiddo's friends gave her fart ninjas for Christmas. My mother in law was incensed because fart ninjas are "not appropriate for little girls". Now instead of finding the fart ninjas irritating I love them for fighting the patriarchy.

So, Pokey Lafarge is a good time. No surprises there.

"Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground."
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

On this day I think it's important that we spend some time reflecting on those people who have given their all to make this country a better place for everyone.

I wish you an introspective Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

In "The Bare Necessities of Life" from Disney's The Jungle Book two fruits are mentioned by name. These fruits (the pawpaw and prickly pear) are both endemic to the Americas. How the hell does Baloo even know about them?

What would we do without Jacques Pepin? We wouldn't be making little baskets out of oranges to present our fruit salad in on a Wednesday evening, that's for sure.

Dear Authors,
Please remember that the word "tushy" is primarily used by children to describe part of their anatomy. It, therefore, has no place in any scene of a sexual nature. For God's sake, if you're big enough for the c-bomb you're big enough for "ass".

I think we need these stickers for use on adults.