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More like “Sgt Pepper’s Stinky Farts Club Band” haha you mad, John Lennon?
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
More like “Sgt Pepper’s Stinky Farts Club Band” haha you mad, John Lennon?
“Ow. Stop. That hurts”
My toddler: “But… I’m trying to break your arm?!”
My toddler: “But… I’m trying to break your arm?!”
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Ow. Stop. That hurts”
My toddler: “But… I’m trying to break your arm?!”
My toddler: “But… I’m trying to break your arm?!”
White people gotta retire “smorgasbord” from the lexicon. We had our fun. It’s time to move on.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
White people gotta retire “smorgasbord” from the lexicon. We had our fun. It’s time to move on.
Infomercial lead:
“Does your dog eat enough grilled cheese?”
“Does your dog eat enough grilled cheese?”
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Infomercial lead:
“Does your dog eat enough grilled cheese?”
“Does your dog eat enough grilled cheese?”
Alien disembarks flying saucer in the middle of a cornfield.
“Take me to your… nearest bathroom… please!”
“Take me to your… nearest bathroom… please!”
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Alien disembarks flying saucer in the middle of a cornfield.
“Take me to your… nearest bathroom… please!”
“Take me to your… nearest bathroom… please!”
Election worker flabbergasted that I don’t want to take their “I voted” sticker.
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Election worker flabbergasted that I don’t want to take their “I voted” sticker.
Possible baddie alert at 12:00 downgraded to a solid 6
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Possible baddie alert at 12:00 downgraded to a solid 6
You don’t know you’ve eaten your full of sushi until WAY too late
September 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You don’t know you’ve eaten your full of sushi until WAY too late
My wife got mad at me because I called Ms. Frizzle hot in the Magic School Bus reboot. Though my exact words were, “They shouldn’t have made Ms. Frizzle hot. She’s not supposed to be hot.”
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My wife got mad at me because I called Ms. Frizzle hot in the Magic School Bus reboot. Though my exact words were, “They shouldn’t have made Ms. Frizzle hot. She’s not supposed to be hot.”
A person’s sneak ability is inversely proportional to their parents’ income.
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A person’s sneak ability is inversely proportional to their parents’ income.
I love the smart remote for my new smart TV. It does all the classic remote control functions you expect and also asks you for software updates.
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I love the smart remote for my new smart TV. It does all the classic remote control functions you expect and also asks you for software updates.
The iPod of yore would never dare interrupt your beautiful music with a text, phone call, or ad.
July 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The iPod of yore would never dare interrupt your beautiful music with a text, phone call, or ad.
There’s no feeling quite like taking your family on an outing and being the best looking family there.
May 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There’s no feeling quite like taking your family on an outing and being the best looking family there.
What takes old people so long to check out at the grocery store? Looks like they’re trying to negotiate with the cashier every time. I’ve never understood this.
May 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What takes old people so long to check out at the grocery store? Looks like they’re trying to negotiate with the cashier every time. I’ve never understood this.
Jar Jar Binks in Jaws:
“Weesa gonna needa bigga boat!”
“Weesa gonna needa bigga boat!”
March 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Jar Jar Binks in Jaws:
“Weesa gonna needa bigga boat!”
“Weesa gonna needa bigga boat!”
Former hipster father of kids <3 years who hasn’t kept up with any contemporary arts or culture since they became a parent:
“You know, a lot the music we label ‘for kids’ is actually quite good and stands on its own right.”
“You know, a lot the music we label ‘for kids’ is actually quite good and stands on its own right.”
March 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Former hipster father of kids <3 years who hasn’t kept up with any contemporary arts or culture since they became a parent:
“You know, a lot the music we label ‘for kids’ is actually quite good and stands on its own right.”
“You know, a lot the music we label ‘for kids’ is actually quite good and stands on its own right.”
I heard a vintage Crystal Castles track in the background of an npr segue promo this morning and almost died.
March 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I heard a vintage Crystal Castles track in the background of an npr segue promo this morning and almost died.
War hawk tuah
March 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
War hawk tuah
The super bowl is the most sacred American holiday. A celebration of the television, celebrity, sedentary life, and the culture of capitalism. No way am I above it.
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The super bowl is the most sacred American holiday. A celebration of the television, celebrity, sedentary life, and the culture of capitalism. No way am I above it.
I don’t know much about horse racing, but I do know the jockeys should be allowed to hit each other with their little sticks.
February 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t know much about horse racing, but I do know the jockeys should be allowed to hit each other with their little sticks.
We need at least 200 more Luigis to get the country back on track.
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We need at least 200 more Luigis to get the country back on track.
It’s a good thing Dems rallied to save us from Bernie in 2016 and again in 2020. Thinking how that might’ve turned out gives me shivers.
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s a good thing Dems rallied to save us from Bernie in 2016 and again in 2020. Thinking how that might’ve turned out gives me shivers.
My social skills are so poor. I’ve got fewer dialogue options than the average Skyrim NPC.
January 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My social skills are so poor. I’ve got fewer dialogue options than the average Skyrim NPC.
I forgot to salvage all my drafted tweets before deleting the other app for good. But let me tell you, they were fire.
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I forgot to salvage all my drafted tweets before deleting the other app for good. But let me tell you, they were fire.