“How do maintain yourself for that long?!”

“I can’t believe you’re actually real.”

“My own health.”

“Things have to be done in the name of good health.”

@grrndoor.bsky.social I’d only drink from the blood of the criminally insane, the villians, the worst of the worst. Otherwise, if he found I was doing the opposite, I’d see him again, and not in a good light.”

“Well, I had infused my own dna with bat dna, injected it into my bloodstream in hopes that it would fuse and stabilize me. I was dying from a disease, so I had to act. Though I fed on animals, that only lasted for a bit. I now have to feed on the blood of humans, I promised Johnny Blaze that-

This thing?

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That’s not your real name….

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“I’m sorry, and your name is? I mean no disrespect, I’m just wondering.”

“You think I’m here to exploit the Hulk? You think I want the genes in your blood/DNA? No. I’m not Hydra. Anyways, I just wanted to get to know you more.”

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We were becoming good friends is all. I just told him I was one, and my associate now is one, and my friend Milo is also one. He’s dangerous, I was just saying.. If Bob were to run into him, to be careful. There’s a lot of dark villians out there like Carnage AKA Cletus Kassidy.

“I slept here, I dunno— I didn’t wanna leave you by yourself. But yes, please eat whatever you’d like.”

||. I had a dream he slept with bruce banner with cuddles and what not last night loool. It was cute and serene.

Well this turned out better than expected, he may not be as smart as Bruce Banner, but yes, he is a scientific mind indeed.

“Alright then, say maybe tomorrow, at 7:00 pm?”