Every single day America is like

He seems like he wouldn't be too hard to eat. I mean, he's already in a bowl.

Imagine being this lady. Cruising with that mustache in the mac & cheese mobile. What it truly must have felt to be alive.

Colors? Flavors? NO! Artificial Preservatives.

All dolled up to declare myself dead to the court today

So glad I found this. I've been terrified of my PC ever since the hormones.

First time back to this freshly remodeled Goodwill. This really sets your expectations at the appropriate level.

When people think about lasting impact of Lestat on the lexicon, they probably think about the Savage Garden, but during the character's saintly Roman Catholic years he coined a much more impactful term.