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6 months and my life still feels so empty without kiki (my cat)
April 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
6 months and my life still feels so empty without kiki (my cat)
i love when people tell a story and instead of saying "said" they say "says" badabing badaboom i fucking love that shit
April 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i love when people tell a story and instead of saying "said" they say "says" badabing badaboom i fucking love that shit
whoever senselessly smooshed the hoard of box elder bugs i say hello to every day i hope you fucking die i hope you get crushed for no fucking reason and leave this plane of existence for eternity
March 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
whoever senselessly smooshed the hoard of box elder bugs i say hello to every day i hope you fucking die i hope you get crushed for no fucking reason and leave this plane of existence for eternity
i think at this point we can consider tyler perry a drag queen
March 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i think at this point we can consider tyler perry a drag queen
i want to cannibalize everyone who throws trash out their car window
March 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i want to cannibalize everyone who throws trash out their car window
every pathological liar i've ever met smelled bad
March 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
every pathological liar i've ever met smelled bad
i wanna go home.. no lights no music JUST STEAM CLEAN MY HOUSE
ya know ?
ya know ?
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i wanna go home.. no lights no music JUST STEAM CLEAN MY HOUSE
ya know ?
ya know ?
i was born in the wrong generation (i wish i had millenial parents)
March 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i was born in the wrong generation (i wish i had millenial parents)
this is my hissing cockroach sabine- look at her sweet little face 🥺🖤
March 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this is my hissing cockroach sabine- look at her sweet little face 🥺🖤
i asked my 14 yr old brother if he thinks i'm a scary person cause i'm just so different from the family and he said "no it's called having a personality" and i can't stop thinking about it he's so right 😭🖤
February 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i asked my 14 yr old brother if he thinks i'm a scary person cause i'm just so different from the family and he said "no it's called having a personality" and i can't stop thinking about it he's so right 😭🖤
i'd do anything to be as blunt as bill burr
February 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i'd do anything to be as blunt as bill burr
idk what karmic sin i commited to deserve the toilet splashing me in the eye but it did
February 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
idk what karmic sin i commited to deserve the toilet splashing me in the eye but it did
who's ur favorite fazzy five bear? mine chica 🐣
February 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
who's ur favorite fazzy five bear? mine chica 🐣
it's annoying to be into exotic pets (specifically bugs) and there's always loads of people asking questions they should have known the answer to before the animal was in their house.. like it's pretty basic knowledge i fear like did you read ANYTHING???
February 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
it's annoying to be into exotic pets (specifically bugs) and there's always loads of people asking questions they should have known the answer to before the animal was in their house.. like it's pretty basic knowledge i fear like did you read ANYTHING???
don't get me wrong i don't wanna stress a tarantula out so much it balds i just really want to know what their bald spots feel like
February 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
don't get me wrong i don't wanna stress a tarantula out so much it balds i just really want to know what their bald spots feel like
calling it seasonal depression gotta be a joke cause i feel it everytime it's cloudy regardless of season
February 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
calling it seasonal depression gotta be a joke cause i feel it everytime it's cloudy regardless of season
yall fuck wit underground smooth jazz ?
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
yall fuck wit underground smooth jazz ?
i hate orange wood so god damn much
February 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i hate orange wood so god damn much
the worst part about plants is you mostly gotta leave em alone and i wanna gardeny stuff
February 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the worst part about plants is you mostly gotta leave em alone and i wanna gardeny stuff
radio shows need to pass away immediately
February 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
radio shows need to pass away immediately
me
February 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
me
at this point i don't think i could count with my fingers how many times i've had a lake superior tidal wave dream 🌊
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
at this point i don't think i could count with my fingers how many times i've had a lake superior tidal wave dream 🌊