i had a lot of sex with many different vaginas before i ever tried a fleshlight and i was like damn what the fuck is wrong with this thing, grippin my shit like a vice

good pussy sounds like cartoon stone scraping on concrete sound effect

listen up: good pussy feels like no pressure. good pussy means relaxed, engaged, and enthusiastic. good pussy feels soft, warm, and wet. good pussy gets lots and lots of non-penetrative foreplay. good pussy suggests pressure gently, rather than demanding it roughly. good pussy invites, not concedes

you know what tight pussy means?
- not aroused (vagina expands upon arousal)
- not lubricated (vagina lubricates upon arousal)
- doesn't feel good for the vagina-owner (chafes, deadens nerves)
- gorilla gripping your dick doesnt actually feel good either (cuts off blood, deadens nerves)

I'm interested

already bustin, I think they’ll have no trouble bein quick