Plus they’re going get a lot of mileage out of that “law enforcement requests” line
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Plus they’re going get a lot of mileage out of that “law enforcement requests” line
Closest active option for sure, but for the 2000s in general I would like to nominate the 2005 Packers. They have a good claim with just Favre, Rodgers, and Najeh Davenport…then KGB puts them over the top
![Wikipedia screenshot “In 2017, Gbaja-Biamila filed for divorce from his wife, Eileen.[43] Eileen moved out with their seven children when he denounced Christianity and made plans to move the family to Straitway's compound in Lafayette, Tennessee.[42] As of 2020, Gbaja-Biamila remained estranged from his eight children, the youngest of whom was born after the divorce.[44]
Gbaja-Biamila married Bri Rainey, a member of Straitway's Kansas City chapter, in 2019. He received approval from the church to marry Rainey after it had denied his prior requests to marry several other women.[45] She gave birth to the couple's first child in 2020. Gbaja-Biamila said he wanted to have 94 children, acknowledging that he'd need multiple partners to achieve the goal.[44]
On December 17, 2019, Gbaja-Biamila was involved in an incident at his children's school event. Two members of Straitway Praiseland, a Wisconsin branch of Straitway Truth Ministry led by Gbaja-Biamila, were arrested during an incident at Assembly of God Church in Green Bay during a Christmas pageant put on by the private Providence Academy.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vukmmobdreynxiu6fbgz2as/bafkreidpmx7jploxu42vpbrhlqnaoyfdg54xl7eys5yqwdvn2lbq43xhia@jpeg)
![Wikipedia screenshot “On March 17, 2020, Gbaja-Biamila was arrested and charged with contempt of court during an appearance in court for his divorce from Eileen. He refused to sign a document that allowed Eileen to access their bank accounts, arguing that as a sovereign citizen, he was not subject to the law or the court and proclaimed, "I have my own laws which are superior.”[47] During his arrest, he resisted attempts to be handcuffed, yelled at his ex-wife, and was Tasered and strapped to a chair by multiple officers.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vukmmobdreynxiu6fbgz2as/bafkreib6pf4rhy7kbgpbymx3xv3uztsb5hsypbkuxlnxwm4sfyypogpn64@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Closest active option for sure, but for the 2000s in general I would like to nominate the 2005 Packers. They have a good claim with just Favre, Rodgers, and Najeh Davenport…then KGB puts them over the top
If Gosling is still considered more serious than comedic, than either of these guys work
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If Gosling is still considered more serious than comedic, than either of these guys work
Jamaal Charles in a Broncos jersey still stings
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Jamaal Charles in a Broncos jersey still stings
Pizza Hut selling pigeon wings, yeah buddy that’s a recession indicator
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pizza Hut selling pigeon wings, yeah buddy that’s a recession indicator
We’ve given up on real costumes but even the clip-on devil horns got a look of betrayal from Scout
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We’ve given up on real costumes but even the clip-on devil horns got a look of betrayal from Scout
“Of course I know Dr. Rodeo, Tracy. I wouldn’t have made it through medical school without him. He taught me everything I know about hard work, perseverance, and taking enough PCP to become smarter than god.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Of course I know Dr. Rodeo, Tracy. I wouldn’t have made it through medical school without him. He taught me everything I know about hard work, perseverance, and taking enough PCP to become smarter than god.”
Per ESPN, the Giants trust a man named Dr. Rodeo to determine if their QB scrambled his brain. Is this the worst/funniest combo of name and situation for a doctor?
Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
![Screenshot from ESPN article saying “
Daboll was later seen talking in an animated fashion to the team physician, Dr. Scott Rodeo, on the sideline while awaiting word on whether Dart would be cleared to return to the game. The coach said he wanted to find out "if [Dart] was OK" and decide whether to call timeout and potentially go for it on fourth down, if he was available.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vukmmobdreynxiu6fbgz2as/bafkreicbh66mypwqqycsa27jqwgtvlvacrsbshi55qk2mbkusp6nrri7jq@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Per ESPN, the Giants trust a man named Dr. Rodeo to determine if their QB scrambled his brain. Is this the worst/funniest combo of name and situation for a doctor?
Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Here is my dog trying to take a nap and managing to position himself so the tiny bit of sunlight coming through the window is pointed directly at his eyes
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Here is my dog trying to take a nap and managing to position himself so the tiny bit of sunlight coming through the window is pointed directly at his eyes
Which current QBs would be most impacted by a halftime heater like the legend Len Dawson? I think any QB from Texas (Stafford, Mayfield, Mahomes) gets a nice boost. Jones and Lawrence get the shakes. Rodgers misses the 3rd Quarter because he insists on rolling his own and fucks them up
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Which current QBs would be most impacted by a halftime heater like the legend Len Dawson? I think any QB from Texas (Stafford, Mayfield, Mahomes) gets a nice boost. Jones and Lawrence get the shakes. Rodgers misses the 3rd Quarter because he insists on rolling his own and fucks them up
If you thought the grocery situation was bad already, those fuckers at Aldi sold me a hollow onion today
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If you thought the grocery situation was bad already, those fuckers at Aldi sold me a hollow onion today
Got served this ad on the other side. Someone paid money to make this important message could reach the masses
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Got served this ad on the other side. Someone paid money to make this important message could reach the masses
Hell of a show
September 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hell of a show
This collection is called “being a royals fan in the 00s”
September 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This collection is called “being a royals fan in the 00s”
Whole band looks like someone was trying to Frankenstein a new Kelce brother in a lab and didn’t quite get the recipe figured out
June 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Whole band looks like someone was trying to Frankenstein a new Kelce brother in a lab and didn’t quite get the recipe figured out