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Oh god why does it have people teeth?
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A macro photo of a very small crab on a hand A macro photo of a very small crab on a hand
March 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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They summoned something, and now it's escaped. Great.
Five traffic cones on a city pavement, four of which are connected by plastic barrier arms, forming a lopsided pentagram with one side open
March 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Ladies, if he's: Dense but very attractive Doesn't take up a lot of space compared to others but rotates his body fast Has nuclear pasta Has an escape velocity one-half the speed of light That's not your man. That's a neutron star.
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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A close up of a pigeon sitting on an arm, with flowering shrubs in the background
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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A view of a sunset seen through an open windows from a dark room. The righthand half of the view is partially obscured by a net curtain.
February 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Four panel comic. Panel 1: Birds enter bar as indicated by bar stool. "Three pigeons walk into a bar". Panel 2: bartender points a No Birds Allowed sign. "The Bartender says no birds allowed". Panel 3: a close up of three pigeons. "the pigeons do not respond because they do not understand human languages". Panel 4: the pigeons leave. "They leave anyway because of unknown pigeon reasons".
January 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Diagram of rocket stages accompanied by meme format text "the moon landing was staged? yeah that's how all orbital rockets fucking work dude"
January 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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#NewZealandThings
A picture of a muscovy duck in the foyer of a building.
January 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM